'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[chrissyjack]

I've just put a pie in the oven

 

[Connor]

Finally passed my driving test after 3 goes.

 

[Eggs]

Finally passed my driving test after 3 goes.

....brilliant news, one of those times you can genuinely be proud of yourself. Take care on those roads.

 

[Eggs]

I've just put a pie in the oven

...that was 3.50pm yesterday, hope you took it out.

 

[Huyton Layne]

The Old Firm match is tomorrow.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Moysie is snoring

 

[verreauxi]

Ugh. WTF is wrong with people.

http://www.abcfoxmontana.com/story/34125544/armed-protest-planned-for-whitefish

 

[Donald Twain]

I've just put a pie in the oven

will it be ready in 9 months?

 

[Woolly Blue]

I've just eaten about a third of a packets of hobnobs in my hotel room.

 

[Donald Twain]

I've just eaten about a third of a packets of hobnobs in my hotel room.

 

[hibbo'sclass]

I've just eaten about a third of a packets of hobnobs in my hotel room.

Run out of tea to dunk them in?

 

[Paul w]

I've just eaten about a third of a packets of hobnobs in my hotel room.

You live long the edge don't ya.

 

[Paul w]

You live long the edge don't ya.

Wtf you live on the edge don't you.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Ugh. WTF is wrong with people.

http://www.abcfoxmontana.com/story/34125544/armed-protest-planned-for-whitefish

'Kinell reads like an onion article

 

[summerisle]

A no-mark smoking skunk on the bus causing the fire alarm to go off. Then refused for five minutes to get off ; I am though slightly mellow.