'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[TheFinnFan]

I'm gonna watch the Dark Knight ( again ).

wouldn't it be cool if batman had nemesis called batman but it would be albino

 

[bourneblue]

I'am suffering an acute bout of flatulence at the moment and my ringpiece is seriously sore.

 

[Pat's Van]

The usual ham and cheese butties , and a couple of biccies. Nothing too exciting, really.

you really should start a "chrissy jack's carry out thread" ya know

people could ask you about your carry out, and they could offer suggestions for future carry out components

there could be quizzes and stuff, where people could try and guess what's in it

we could do butty puns, and give away prizes and everything

anyway, have a think about it and let me know

 

[Walken]

Actual bacon?

if only mate, working away and havent seen real bacon for a month

 

[chrissyjack]

you really should start a "chrissy jack's carry out thread" ya know

people could ask you about your carry out, and they could offer suggestions for future carry out components

there could be quizzes and stuff, where people could try and guess what's in it

we could do butty puns, and give away prizes and everything

anyway, have a think about it and let me know

But I always have cheese and ham, or sometimes just the cheese slices coz I'm a boring old fart

* thats not entirely true. Once had chicken slices with Coronation Chicken filling when on offer in Asda.

 

[Pat's Van]

But I always have cheese and ham, or sometimes just the cheese slices coz I'm a boring old fart

* thats not entirely true. Once had chicken slices with Coronation Chicken filling when on offer in Asda.

oh alright then mate we'll just leave it

 

[Kurt.]

My ankles are very sore.

 

[TheFinnFan]

My ankles are very sore.

why? hey how did your game go few days ago mate

 

[Kurt.]

why? hey how did your game go few days ago mate

Ankles sore due to a lot of walking today mate and a few miles on the bike... we lost footy 3-1 last week but we won yesterday so all is not bad. Hope u and your family are well matey.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Ankles sore due to a lot of walking today mate and a few miles on the bike... we lost footy 3-1 last week but we won yesterday so all is not bad. Hope u and your family are well matey.

things are good

 

[angelwitch]

:yahoo:I got bought new socks. I mentioned this earlier, and not one of you remarked. Bar one, I have different coloured toes on my black socks, one being red, my missus bought them for me, and somebody got ill at the red part of the referance, so I offered to permo marker out the red part of my new socks, and I did so out of out of kindness and I could have you keep looking thinking what a simpleton but the crux is I can waffle more **** than any of you put together on this thread.

 

[Username]

Have u no nutmeg in the cupboard?

Nutmeg?

I got weed btw

 

[TigerLily]

Here's my breaking news:
I'm watching a movie called VHS and it's damn weird.
Freaked out a little bit at the moment, tbh.

 

[peteblue]

I'm watching Rush Hour 3.....

 

[chrissyjack]

I'm about to watch the Foo Fighters on BBC 3. Reading festival