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[Username]

I need to find some money for weed.

 

[Pat's Van]

I need to find some money for weed.

be a lot easier if you just found some weed

 

[angelwitch]

I need to find some money for weed.

Have u no nutmeg in the cupboard?

 

[chrissyjack]

I've ran out of clean socks. Washing machine on as we speak

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I've ran out of clean socks. Washing machine on as we speak

Oh thank god

 

[Del]

I am really crap at Football Manager

 

[roydo]

Mate of mine won £25000 on his premium bonds last week. Bought me a few pints.

 

[chrissyjack]

Oh thank god

Why thank God ? I bought the washing machine AND the powder. Daz Mandarin and Lime £2 from Asda. Mind you, after the socks have been washed in that stuff they might reject my feet

 

[roydo]

Why thank God ? I bought the washing machine AND the powder. Daz Mandarin and Lime £2 from Asda. Mind you, after the socks have been washed in that stuff they might reject my feet

Think we are all relieved mate, bit like Prince Phillip getting better.

 

[chrissyjack]

Washing machine now on final spin. The excitement is unbearable. But watching socks go around is rather soothing in a way, and more entertainment than what's on the telly

 

[roydo]

I have to know, what else is in the washing machine, other than water of course?

 

[chrissyjack]

I have to know, what else is in the washing machine, other than water of course?

A couple of work shirts

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I'm gonna watch the Dark Knight ( again ).

 

[Pat's Van]

A couple of work shirts

anything good in your carry out this week CJ ?

 

[chrissyjack]

anything good in your carry out this week CJ ?

The usual ham and cheese butties , and a couple of biccies. Nothing too exciting, really.