Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Nobody else you can call mate who can check on him/try and get hold of him? And yeah mate, probably in a boozer somewhere in town and just can't hear it!
Used to be a regular in the Marlborough on Slater St, but he does the rounds these days mate, so I don't know what boozer he'd be in.
Pain in the arse most of the time, he is.


