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[COYBL25]

I was in the park yesterday with the kids when this posh family came and sat near to me.

I have never heard language like it from kids towards their parents.

" [Poor language removed] of mother you t**t "

" get me an ice cream you old f***er "

" shut the [Poor language removed] up ".


That was just a selection of what was said. The parents didn't even bat an eyelid.

* why it is when posh people swear it doesn't sound as bad ?

 

[Ashtonian]

Bought myself an orange for afternoon snack this morning.

come to cut it, its a giant tangerine?!!??!!!

I'm absolutely made up with that. small things amuse, but didn't think you could get them that big, it's giant.

 

[carlos21]

Bought myself an orange for afternoon snack this morning.

come to cut it, its a giant tangerine?!!??!!!

I'm absolutely made up with that. small things amuse, but didn't think you could get them that big, it's giant.

Hi Chris how are yourself.

 

[Eggs]

.....daughters home for the weekend so the dark rum is out. I spotted a bottle at the back of the cupboard, not sure how long it had been there or where it came from but thought it might be worth cracking open to taste. Daughter googled it - Black Joe, Jamaica Rum. Cheapest bottle still available is £150, it went back in the cupboard.

 

[summerisle]

.....daughters home for the weekend so the dark rum is out. I spotted a bottle at the back of the cupboard, not sure how long it had been there or where it came from but thought it might be worth cracking open to taste. Daughter googled it - Black Joe, Jamaica Rum. Cheapest bottle still available is £150, it went back in the cupboard.

Have a glass at the end of the transfer window.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Have a glass at the end of the transfer window.

Will it ever end?

 

[summerisle]

Will it ever end?

I await the Rapture.

 

[larbert toffee]

I await the Rapture.

Any excuse to see Debbie Harry in her prime

 

[admirschleck]

The first site that pops up after I press G is not google anymore, but GOT. It's bad.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Midlands getting huge thunderstorms, apparently.

Hope we cop for some. I loves a good rumble of thunder, me.

 

[Groucho]

I quite like potato salad

 

[silent bob]

I quite like potato salad

What's the latest on the bean?

 

[Groucho]

What's the latest on the bean?

I'm thinking of a name for him.

"Mister" is winning.

 

[admirschleck]

I'm ordering a new kit and am stuck with the size. Usually wearing L and even XL sometimes (!), but knowing football kits are usually much bigger (Barca's M fit me perfectly), I don't want to get myself a coat. I am around ~182cm & 78kg guy, so can anyone of a similar size or that actually knows it help me?

 

[Durham Toffee]

I'm ordering a new kit and am stuck with the size. Usually wearing L and even XL sometimes (!), but knowing football kits are usually much bigger (Barca's M fit me perfectly), I don't want to get myself a coat. I am around ~182cm & 78kg guy, so can anyone of a similar size or that actually knows it help me?

I'd get XL. I got a L and wish I'd got an XL