'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Donald Twain]

After two weeks of digestive misery, i've finally had a solid poo.

Send me pictures!

 

[silent bob]

Send me pictures!

 

[Gwlacticos]

I just got five correct answers on University Challenge.

 

[Ashtonian]

Had exactly 1.75 so decided to go to eat for less for a change rather than a pound salad.

Asked for a meat feast stack, and she said to me 1.99.

Realising I don't have enough because I'm a tit, ask her to change to tuna mayo. She goes off annoyed and cancels said order of meat feast stack.

Then comes back, sticks baguette on counter and gives me 25p . Well throws it at me. Me being confused tries to pay her, she insists that she has to give me that back.

So next thing I know I'm walking out 25p richer than when I walked in. Free dinner!

 

[davies1878]

Walked Past Kim Cattrall by the town hall this morning all dressed up in old style gear with aload of extras

Thought to myself of the times i spent as a 15 year old watching sex and the city on channel 4 solely to see ehr with her kit of getting walloped

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Saw this thing last night around 1:00am. Lovely.

 

[tonyhorne]

Just had my application for a credit card accepted. Haven't had one in my own name for about 20 years........

 

[l4toffee]

Going to have a drink on my step

 

[Troubador]

It's mine and the missus' wedding anniversary today.

17 years.

Off for a meal and some drinks later.

 

[Ashtonian]

It's mine and the missus' wedding anniversary today.

17 years.

Off for a meal and some drinks later.

Congrats mate. Or considerations which ever way you look at it lol

 

[tonyhorne]

Just dropped 2 bottles of milk on the tiled kitchen floor.

'Sake........

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Saw this thing last night around 1:00am. Lovely.

Oh. My. God.

 

[Ashtonian]

Need to make some new holes in my belt later for my work pants.

 

[roydo]

Just dropped 2 bottles of mile on the tiled kitchen floor.

'Sake........

Just dropped the most horrific bum cough. Jeepers.

 

[tonyhorne]

Just dropped the most horrific bum cough. Jeepers.

Did it make it all the way to the floor? Mine did. Twice........