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Had exactly 1.75 so decided to go to eat for less for a change rather than a pound salad.

Asked for a meat feast stack, and she said to me 1.99.

Realising I don't have enough because I'm a tit, ask her to change to tuna mayo. She goes off annoyed and cancels said order of meat feast stack.

Then comes back, sticks baguette on counter and gives me 25p . Well throws it at me. Me being confused tries to pay her, she insists that she has to give me that back.

So next thing I know I'm walking out 25p richer than when I walked in. Free dinner!
 
Walked Past Kim Cattrall by the town hall this morning all dressed up in old style gear with aload of extras

Thought to myself of the times i spent as a 15 year old watching sex and the city on channel 4 solely to see ehr with her kit of getting walloped
 
Saw this thing last night around 1:00am. Lovely.

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