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[RAFUH]

I've just eaten a Cadbury's caramel egg.

 

[FTY]

I've just eaten a Cadbury's caramel egg.

I had 3 creme ones earlier.

I like finger the contents and then eat them off my fingers.

 

[sageyefc]

Caramel eggs > Creme eggs

 

[FTY]

Caramel eggs > Creme eggs

Like fk.

They're well too sickly.

 

[sageyefc]

Like fk.

They're well too sickly.

Creme eggs are the sickly ones, can only have one. Caramel ones i can scoff all day

 

[AlE]

I reckon I fancy my girlfriend's best mate more than her.

Dunno if she likes me but the fact I fancy her says something, right?! HELP ME GOT

 

[Kiwi]

I reckon I fancy my girlfriend's best mate more than her.

Dunno if she likes me but the fact I fancy her says something, right?! HELP ME GOT

My best mate thought the same and tried something then got absolutely slaughtered for it.
Wouldn't advise it tbh

 

[McBain]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Isis

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[Durham Toffee]

I fancy black pudding for breakfast...

 

[sageyefc]

Saw kelly clarkson on tv before, hasnt she got fat, looks like the Michelin man

 

[EDINHO1]

Was due to go on a speed awareness course this afternoon. Which is annoying because I drive like an old lady.
Even better I have had 4 violent sjhits and thrown up stomacch acid twice since 9:30.
£30 MORE ! To move it to a Saturday morning in June.
Great.

 

[l4toffee]

i had one of those dumps before that proper makes you feel boss and a stone lighter as well. Can't beat a dump while the birds are tweeting outside

Glorious day

 

[bluelife]

Is it alright to cook mince meat from frozen?

 

[Maxwell]

Is it alright to cook mince meat from frozen?

Just defrost it in a microwave for 8-10 minutes (on defrost setting obv)

 

[Durham Toffee]

I have sushi and beer.