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[summerisle]

I'm going to make Russian Piroshki tomorrow. Sausage meat with onions and leeks encased in bread. Like a Cornish pasty but with bread instead of pastry. You can have any filling you want, delicious hot or cold.

 

[Billy Dean]

Going down the shop for a bottle of guinnes.

 

[The Esk]

We got hammered 7-1 this morning. Goalkeeper called off last minute, but doubt it would have made any difference.

Opposition had a young lad 24 who has played a lot of non league football. Good player but had a very serious injury. Impressive ball control.

 

[Durham Toffee]

Omelets are boss.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Boffins at Stanford have developed a troll spotting algorithm. They've called it the @Woolly Blue

http://arxiv.org/abs/1504.00680

 

[sageyefc]

Just made a cup of coffee purely so i can dunk my biscuits in

 

[chrissyjack]

I'm about to make an egg butty

 

[Maxwell]

I am seriously considering changing career.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

ive had more easter egg chocolate

 

[evertoniandy]

Is it alright to cook mince meat from frozen?

Yes.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I'm writing a report.

 

[Eggs]

I'm about to make an egg butty

.....cannibal.

 

[Durham Toffee]

I'm a nervous wreck...

 

[The Esk]

Just parked next to Eddie Irvine.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Just had a full glass of Coke slip out of my hand all over a beige couch.