'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Del]

http://www.whathifi.com/news/seiki-confirms-two-budget-4k-tvs-for-uk

 

[Kantareller]

Decided to take the bike to the store.

Fell over like a bitch

 

[Prevenger17]

I leave my bedroom window open for my cat. She came in last night, but just stared at me from the window sill despite my trying to coax her down. Then I hear my cat crunching her food in the kitchen and realize the cat that's staring at me isn't mine. I shine my phone on its face, she hisses and runs back out and I lie there, too frightened to sleep.

 

[Huyton Layne]

http://time.com/2912187/man-sues-british-airways-for-sending-him-to-grenada-instead-of-granada/

Clever enough to be a dentist but not clever enough to notice the flight he's getting on isn't going to Spain? Didn't read one TV while in the terminal?

 

[Fuleco]

Making gazpacho and listening to Straight out of Compton by N.W.A

Street.

 

[Ihaters]

2 days till I start the best of weeks..

Head up to London to watch Monty Python, stay at a mates then head off at my leisure the following day to Kenbworth for this:

Yeah btches

 

[Ihaters]

I. in a tent because of thé above and quite pissed

 

[Baines' left foot]

Been digging foundations for a garage these last two days.

Ruined I am. Absolutely ruined.

Also got stung by a bee today. Haven't had a bee sting in years but it frigging hurt.

 

[Groucho]

I'm having a cup of tea then I'm going to put a lottery on.

 

[Pavement Blue]

Body found in the Mersey this morning apparently. Near seacomb.

Wouldn't know how to approach a new thread on this, hence it being here.

 

[bigbadjeff]

Tomorrow morning I am heading for Alton Towers and then on Tue going to the O2 in London to see Monty Python. That's another checked off my bucket list. Python that is, not the towers.

 

[Billy Dean]

In a football related pub quiz I have just won the following: Coin collection (petrol station style) of the German 1970 world cup squad, Chronicle of the German FA from 1900-2000, and vinyl of 'Go Get the Cup' by David Hanselmann:

 

[Ihaters]

I've got Bee's in the loft and they are going mental at night in our walls.. scared to take a leak cos you can hear hundreds of em on the other side of the wall... buzzzzzzzzzz... fk off...
Apparently they will all just die around September... so I guess they will turn to maggots and flies instead ffs.

Can't kill them, cost thousands to remove them... just have to live with them.. Still should have some honey for sale near the end of the year

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Just realised that the guy who played Mason in Hannibal was actually Jimmy Darmity from Boardwalk, what a top actor.

 

[EDINHO1]

My girlfriend has just been chucked out of a nightclub. She is pissed and will be a human wrecking ball when she comes in. It will ruin my quiet night on my own of footy, boxing and sons of annarchy