'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Brownie86]

Same happened to mine when she went off the pill so i feel your pain.

Back on now though huzzah!

Hmmm... I have a cunning plan...

 

[The Esk]

My life just got a lot simpler - sometimes it is good to say "NO"

 

[ianefc]

 

[Maxwell]

Im about to get down the barbers to shave my hair off and embrace the bald life.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Just like to say, I got the girl. Some of you might know what I am talking about.

<feels on top of the world>

EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON

 

[bigbadjeff]

Just like to say, I got the girl. Some of you might know what I am talking about.

<feels on top of the world>

EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON

Congrats mate, sitting in hotel having brekky, that has cheered me up. ( you know which hotel & room No ) ;-)

 

[bigbadjeff]

Finished brekky, now for the obligatory dump, or is that too much info for this thread, if so, sorry.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Congrats mate,

Superb lad. Thanks. Feeling on top of the world here like.

 

[Bungle]

Just like to say, I got the girl. Some of you might know what I am talking about.

<feels on top of the world>

EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON

Once again mate, you're very welcome.

On behalf of Bungle & @Ihaters Dating Services Plc, we are available to assist those less fortunate with any assistance/prescriptions they may require to obtain the object of your desire, be it male, female or animal. We're currently sitting at a 100% success rate and @butters is writing up his testimonial for our website.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Once again mate, you're very welcome.

On behalf of Bungle & @Ihaters Dating Services Plc, we are available to assist those less fortunate with any assistance/prescriptions they may require to obtain the object of your desire, be it male, female or animal. We're currently sitting at a 100% success rate and @butters is writing up his testimonial for our website.

I am definitely happy to endourse your services mate. Top work and much appreciated; don't know how I'd have managed it without you!

 

[Blue Cheese]

i joined twitter no idea why

 

[bigbadjeff]

We all want to know, was it consensual or were any, how shall I put this, SUBSTANCES used, touches nose.

 

[Ihaters]

Once again mate, you're very welcome.

On behalf of Bungle & @Ihaters Dating Services Plc, we are available to assist those less fortunate with any assistance/prescriptions they may require to obtain the object of your desire, be it male, female or animal. We're currently sitting at a 100% success rate and @butters is writing up his testimonial for our website.

Is right mate, its the service that keeps on giving... the police people to chase.

We need a shorter name than Bungle and Ihaters dating services PLC though I think... Perhaps just initializing our names?

BI dating services.

Its simple and effective.

 

[Hellerad]

Is right mate, its the service that keeps on giving... the police people to chase.

We need a shorter name than Bungle and Ihaters dating services PLC though I think... Perhaps just initializing our names?

BI dating services.

Its simple and effective.

B.I.D.S. is the obvious choice.

 

[Ihaters]

B.I.D.S. is the obvious choice.

Not keen on BI dating then mate? Some people have such closed minds..