BREAKING NEWS!!! - Pienaar to sign on Tuesday!

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I am the lad who broke the news of Tevez and Adebayor's big money transfers to City, 2 days before ANY British publication,broadcaster or blogger caught wind of it (Look it up on google if you don't believe me).

I have just got me hands on another major scoop: Steven Pienaar will be officially unveiled as an Everton player on Tuesday. Robert Marawa, the most respected African sportscaster, is interviewing Pienaar via Skyppe right now, as we speak,

You can into our hearts with promises of boss players,
And we shunned you away like a bunch of angst ridden gayers.
So now Pienaar has signed you're proven to be our great prophet,
I miss you so much I'm going to double drop and get off it.
 
Well wether is sources are genuine or wether it was guess work, the lad was right! In the great words of Andy Gray, take a bow son!.

Anything else you know or have heard of that you want to share with us?! (y)
 
Well wether is sources are genuine or wether it was guess work, the lad was right! In the great words of Andy Gray, take a bow son!.

Anything else you know or have heard of that you want to share with us?! (y)

pretty ironic and specific guess if it was.
 
Thanks Mullets, sorry some people doubted you, any more info?


While he was right about this until we are looking to sign or sell another player with African roots (who might be giving an interview to this Marawa bloke) I think his sauce bottle might be tapped. But fair play to ol' hockey hair on the Pienaar score.

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