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Joao Moutinho
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Growing a mullet in celebration and tribute
He isn't banned anymore..
I predict tomorrow will be Wednesday. Do I get a prize too? Not exactly Mystic Meg to predict Pienaar to Everton was it?? What's next, London for the 2012 Olympics?
Jealousy is very unbecoming of you sir.
Mr Mullet has proved himself to be sauced (in the blatantly obvious) and I for one am letting the back of my hair grow longer in tribute.
If I had enough source hair for a mullet I still wouldn't be joining you. This has to be the least surprising move of the summer. If he came up with Messi to Scunthorpe and it became true, then I'd give him some kudos and even go and buy a mullet wig.
What's the score gonna be for the next SpringBoks match mate?
Can you stop posting in the daytime please, you're throwing me right off kilter.
BREAKING NEWS!!
When I was nine years old I broke my leg in a school playground incident.
If it happened today that Rooney solicitor would be all over me like a rash (and people would wonder why a 59 year-old man was playing 'whip' in a primary school playground with a bunch of nine year-olds!)
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