Azzurri
Player Valuation: £70m
Never before have I wanted a player to do well so much.
With Saha I almost enjoy the fact he's gash and lazy as it gives me someone to blame everything on.
With Bily I really, really wish he was boss because I met him on Allerton Road once and he seemed like a genuinely sound fella who wasn't completely alien to the rest of us humans.
Bye Bily lid. I'm sorry you were complete gash. Enjoy the filthy Russian birds that you always see in the 'Euro' section of Pornhub.
With Saha I almost enjoy the fact he's gash and lazy as it gives me someone to blame everything on.
With Bily I really, really wish he was boss because I met him on Allerton Road once and he seemed like a genuinely sound fella who wasn't completely alien to the rest of us humans.
Bye Bily lid. I'm sorry you were complete gash. Enjoy the filthy Russian birds that you always see in the 'Euro' section of Pornhub.