Just thinking back over the years at the garbage that’s come out of this man’s mouth and it got me wondering… What’s everyone’s favourite Boys Pen Bill one liner?
“Ringfenced” Kings Dock money that never was
“Not even for £50m” Before selling Rooney for peanuts
“They’re taking our boy” Crying down the phone to his elderly mother while Sir Alex Ferguson looks on in utter disbelief
“Watch this space” When quizzed on signing Moutinho
“What a manager” After Martinez won for the first time in weeks
“The money will be in the bank on Monday morning “ FSF, we’re still waiting
“Goodison will soon fail its safety certificate” It still hasn’t
“24/7 search for investment” Actually he meant a search for someone stupid enough to keep him around
“You’ve had good times” Lol
“Bad times” Clearly a smug dig at the criticism from the comment above
“What would the Everton board do because they always seem to get it right” Blatant lie or wind-up… Unsure which