Best Footballer Quotes

[kev]

"I hated playing for Liverpool, we won nothing and the fans were all Gob....." Luis Suarez

"Not all internet quotes are genuine" Abraham Lincoln

 

[Death]

"You can't get good coke in this town. I am telling you the truth. You asked me a question, if someone offers me a line of coke what do I do? I take it. I don't go looking for it and would never do anything indiscreet or indiscriminate."

Eamon Dunphy

 

[Yank]

"go out and equalise before they score!"

Don't know who said it first, but I've confused many a school team by repeating such wisdom.

Do you also drop the, "the 2 goal lead is the worst in sports!" on them? That always confused me, because 1 is clearly 100% worse.

 

[chrismpw]

Do you also drop the, "the 2 goal lead is the worst in sports!" on them? That always confused me, because 1 is clearly 100% worse.

I used to like the 2-0 result most. It's decisive enough, you've locked the opposition out, but it's not so much that it looks as though you won because the opposition were weak or had a mare.

 

[NEWSWEETTOFFEE]

"I'm gonna [Poor language removed] your leprose mother" - Dejan Savicevic to Croatian fan in Zagreb during tv interview before Cro-Yug qualifier for euro 2000

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

They [The Old Firm] are like two old ladies on Sauchiehall Street lifting their skirts for every league that walks by.
Keith Wyness ex aberdeen chief executive on tv deals

 

[KaiserEFC]

“Red or Dead”

Standard Liege fans to Steven Defour

Via this:

 

[Yank]

I used to like the 2-0 result most. It's decisive enough, you've locked the opposition out, but it's not so much that it looks as though you won because the opposition were weak or had a mare.

I like how you think, very self aware.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

"I have been received more warmly by Everton than I have for Liverpool. It is scandalous that I should have to write these things about the club that I helped build into what it is today" - Bill Shankly.

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

"I have been received more warmly by Everton than I have for Liverpool. It is scandalous that I should have to write these things about the club that I helped build into what it is today" - Bill Shankly.

Ah, that timeless RS mix of playing the victim and entitlement...!

 

[NEWSWEETTOFFEE]

"I'm gonna [Poor language removed] your toothless mother" - Dejan Savicevic to Croatian fan in Zagreb during tv interview before Cro-Yug qualifier for euro 2000

he actually said toothless instead of leprose. i am sorry for mistake

 

[DanB90]

“I asked my mum to shave my head.”

Ross Barkley

 

[Cork Evertonian]

You can all throw your medals in the bin.Because they were not won fairly.

What Brian Clough is alleged to have said to the Leeds players, in one of his first training sessions as manager.

 

[No8Bally]

"oh just 4 please - I cant eat 8" - Ian Rush when asked if he wanted his pizza sliced into 4 or 8 slices in Juventus.

 

[PhilM]

"If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he'd have put grass up there" - Clough on hoof (Allardyce) football.