Best Footballer Quotes

[efcforever]

"I'm a firm believer that if you score one, the other team have to score two to win"

Howard Wilkinson.

 

[Badge1878]

Interviewer to Gordon Strachan after a game,

"Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"

"Velocity"....and walked off.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

"Are your boobs real?"

Wayne Rooney to a VW Beetle driving lady on a night out.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Wasn't it a WBA player who said, on declining a trip to see the Great Wall of China when on a pre-season tour, "If you've seen one wall, you've seen 'em all"?

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Interviewer to Gordon Strachan after a game,

"Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"

"Velocity"....and walked off.

Gordon Strachan is comedy gold for quotes.

Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

Reporter: Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?
Strachan: If I was English I'd kill myself! ...

"If a Frenchman goes on about seagulls, trawlers and sardines, he’s called a philosopher. I’d just be called a short Scottish bum talking crap."
Gordon Strachan in response to Cantona's famous "seagulls" quote following the 1995 Crystal Palace-Simmons incident.

"Its an incredible rise to stardom, at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson"
Gordon Strachan on Wayne Rooney

Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado".

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Wasn't it a WBA player who said, on declining a trip to see the Great Wall of China when on a pre-season tour, "If you've seen one wall, you've seen 'em all"?

Well done, yep, a fella named John Trewick lol

 

[gonetomorrow]

Well done, yep, a fella named John Trewick lol

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Ah, so he was being ironic? I think not!

 

[Walken]

Wasn't it a WBA player who said, on declining a trip to see the Great Wall of China when on a pre-season tour, "If you've seen one wall, you've seen 'em all"?

I've got all the time in the world for that level of touristic ignorance

 

[Badge1878]

I've got all the time in the world for that level of touristic ignorance

Like when we played Hearts pre-season the other year, got out the train station and lad with us saw Edinburgh Castle for the first time.
"Don't get what the fuss is all about, just a council estate on top of an hill".

Who ever said our away support ain't cultured?

 

[Walken]

Like when we played Hearts pre-season the other year, got out the train station and lad with us saw Edinburgh Castle for the first time.
"Don't get what the fuss is all about, just a council estate on top of an hill".

Who ever said our away support ain't cultured?

haha it's a shout karl pilkington would be proud of

 

[anton66]

If they hadn’t scored them 3 goals it would have been 0-0. Me arl fella.

 

[DualityNSNO]

The Bulgarian coach for the 1994 World Cup is full of them... Will post some later, no time now cuz of work.

 

[Alan Whittle]

I remember the media at the time making out that he'd lost the plot and was talking gibberish. I guess the irony was lost on them.

Oh! It was irony!

 

[Black Belt Jones]

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered - George Best.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

"Chips without mayonnaise is not chips" - Ronald Koeman