Best defining moment this season - so far

[mythbuster]

His sister was brau like. I don't think they were too pleased at Jock's abuse.

His dar was dead sound, nice fella.

Reading between the lines, are you saying you'd smash his da?

On topic: Everton, toffees and stuff.

 

[JAYTALITY]

That's excellent

 

[chicoazul]

Reading between the lines, are you saying you'd smash his da?

On topic: Everton, toffees and stuff.

Too much Buckfast and anything can happen lid.

 

[bluejock]

It wasn't quite that bad like. I said after he missed from 6 yards "I told you he was sh*te"

Then he scored and his sister turned round and said "Not sh*te now, is he?"

[Poor language removed]. She had murder eyes too.

 

[chicoazul]

It was that bad, it was horrific abuse.

I'm sat here recalling it with her pure shoulders shaking. You were a MESS lad.

 

[chicoazul]

Sister did have murderous eyes like. I was terrified.

 

[bluejock]

I'd been on the ale from the 6:30am train from Dundee, and this was a teatime kick off, I was well down the road like.

Top, top day. Still howl at Sharpy abusing the gypsy woman outside the Tommy Frost.

 

[Khalekan]

It wasn't quite that bad like. I said after he missed from 6 yards "I told you he was sh*te"

Then he scored and his sister turned round and said "Not sh*te now, is he?"

[Poor language removed]. She had murder eyes too.

That is brilliant....

 

[chicoazul]

I'd been on the ale from the 6:30am train from Dundee, and this was a teatime kick off, I was well down the road like.

Top, top day. Still howl at Sharpy abusing the gypsy woman outside the Tommy Frost.

A truly tremendous moment. I'm not giving you a quid for your crack pipe girl ok?

 

[gazzle_toff]

The morning in work when everyone said man utd
Should have picked Roberto!

 

[bluejock]

F*cking hell. Was falling about the street after that. One boss day. Knowing after that that Everton were back.

 

[Garrick]

This picture.

Even the players are having a riot this season, it's awesome.

 

[mezzrow]

It wasn't quite that bad like. I said after he missed from 6 yards "I told you he was sh*te"

Then he scored and his sister turned round and said "Not sh*te now, is he?"

[Poor language removed]. She had murder eyes too.

Crying at this. Perfection.

From that moment in time, the season was proper sorted. Here's to you, jocko lad.

 

[muddy mudguard]

Seconded! Great story and sounds like exactly the same thing I'd do Jock!

Aaahhhhh building memories....

 

[johnnydawg68]

Aye we were sat in the main stand. Jock was wellied. Spent the first half abusing Naismith like [Poor language removed] until Naismith scored and I was buzzing off him rubbing it in. To compound that directly afterwards the fella in front turned around and informed us he was Naismith's dar. I was in bits.

This is one of my favorite stories ever