Benitez is a fat whopper

[Dancing Pat]

Does he know the city? That’s the big question, as it’s obviously the first thing they ask at every PL managers job interview.

 

[Yarrgh]

Does he know the city? That’s the big question, as it’s obviously the first thing they ask at every PL managers job interview.

He likes the crisps. Isn't that enough?

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Hanging put for a proper job though isn't he, not some massive cash payday like a job in China right @ForeverBlue92

 

[Nymzee]

Bet he can't wait to ram 10 Cadbury's chocolate eggs down his fat gob this weekend

 

[Nymzee]

Bet he can't wait to ram 10 Cadbury's chocolate eggs down his fat gob this weekend

Sorry 100

 

[DualityNSNO]

Sorry 100

At least 1000

 

[MikeH72]

Bet he can't wait to ram 10 Cadbury's chocolate eggs down his fat gob this weekend

It’s his 68th weekend off in a row so I expect he’ll be taking full advantage as always. Absolute slob.

 

[Tommy.]

Benitez CV speaks for itself mate, you can fluke a trophy here and there (Di Matteo, Martinez) but you can't fluke 1x Champions League, 1x La Liga, 1x Europa League, 1x FA Cup, 1x Copa Italia.

Its a fair point to make that his recent CV is average - but again so is Lampards amongst 90% of football managers yet why the difference in reception from the fans?

Its peak psychology - Boris Johnson was PM material not because he had a track record of success in politics but because he knew his away around a bacon butty.

Its populism / subconscious bias - the same way some players wont get much change oot of Zat and Iguana if they are older than 21 it also applies to managers be it age, personality, past clubs managed etc.

The mad thing is when you look at our history - was Kendall a cheeky chappy? did Catterick get us? was Moyes zaney? Would Royle have put up with Rodriguez calling in a sicky whenever he had a broken toenail?

The cream of the crop in our history wouldn't have stayed in a job past 6 months in the social media age as its all style over long term substance.

Frank effing Lampard.

Chelsea manager.



Rafael Benitez.


Kopite.

 

[MikeH72]

I see Leicester thought Jesse Marsch, who says sentences like “could care less” when he means couldn’t, was a better choice to save their season than this apparently in-demand manager.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Utterly despise the FSW.

Shame on any fan who facilitated his stain on our club.

 

[4737carlin]

Utterly despise the FSW.

Shame on any fan who facilitated his stain on our club.

The only one who facilitated him was Moshiri.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

The only one who facilitated him was Moshiri.

No, you licked his hoop like it was the cure to Covid.

He tried his best to destroy the club and may yet succeed.

 

[4737carlin]

No, you licked his hoop like it was the cure to Covid.

He tried his best to destroy the club and may yet succeed.

You mean Moshiri tried his best to destroy the club.
Señor Benitez should never of been on our radar, but nobody else was interested.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

You mean Moshiri tried his best to destroy the club.
Señor Benitez should never of been on our radar, but nobody else was interested.

Bet you can still taste him.

 

[4737carlin]

Bet you can still taste him.

I can taste the bitterness from Evertonians who failed in there duty to give him the support he deserved.