Benitez is a fat whopper

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Lampard beating him to a management job despite him having a 15 month head start

Not big enough a clooob for him

 

[COYBL25]

Lampard beating him to a management job despite him having a 15 month head start

@ForeverBlue92 will be walking around Ditton dressed like a Greek widow. With his third eye weeping real tears.

 

[Runub]

Disgusting Fat Whopper

 

[MikeH72]

Disgusting Fat Whopper

The fattest and sweatiest there ever was

 

[kenada_blue]

Will relegate them and get a big payday for it.

 

[Yarrgh]

Lampard beating him to a management job despite him having a 15 month head start

And to a legitimately big cloob too.

 

[Curtis]

The fattest and sweatiest there ever was

When he was finishing up that lovely run of just what seemed to ongoing saga of humiliating debacles on the pitch before he got the sack , I became so bored with the dour destined to lose football he had us playing and became generally intrigued on whether the profuse sweatiness he emanated was predominantly flop sweat or your standard lard based perspiration?

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Everton managers next jobs after us:

Man United and Real Sociedad
Belgium and Portugal
Holland and Barca
West Brom and retired
Fulham
Real Madrid
Unemployed
Chelsea

Just one odd one out there, the fat useless no mark

 

[COYBL25]

Not big enough a clooob for him

This season, thirteen premier league managers have lost their job and other than very tenuous rumours linking him to the Leicester job, he hasn`t been considered for a single job lol

 

[nsno-chris]

Watching as yet another manager gets the boot and you’re not even in the frame

 

[nsno-chris]

I am a fat odious pig who will never get another top job, no matter what my bootlicking fanboys think. It is not a lie….

 

[Yarrgh]

When he was finishing up that lovely run of just what seemed to ongoing saga of humiliating debacles on the pitch before he got the sack , I became so bored with the dour destined to lose football he had us playing and became generally intrigued on whether the profuse sweatiness he emanated was predominantly flop sweat or your standard lard based perspiration?

Had to check to see if this was a fsw or Koeman thread.

 

[BlueandWhite]

Obviously hanging on for the Madrid job in the summer, the horrible slobbering mess.

 

[cronullasharks]

Sweaty fat fk

 

[Tommy Chong]

Lampard beating him to a management job despite him having a 15 month head start

Shame @MikeH72… I think he needs to broaden his horizons beyond football management.

I heard John Cleese is looking to do a Faulty Towers reunion. The original actor who played Manuel has long passed…

Maybe something there?