Ben Yedder & Kevin Gameiro

[neo2020]

It's not going to happen but if it did, I'd wet my pants. Lescott in, Heitinga out, 2 strikers in? That's jizztastic!

 

[bluejock]

Didn't Kevin have a 4x4 named after him in The Simpsons ?

"Can you name the truck with 4 wheel drive,
Smells like a steak and seats thirty five
Canyonerooooooo"

 

[noharmdone]

"Can you name the truck with 4 wheel drive,
Smells like a steak and seats thirty five
Canyonerooooooo"

Missed you !

 

[bluejock]

Missed you !

Missed you to Bubba x

On Yiddo and Canyonero, I'mnot believing a word of it unti @agent_87 retweets it.

 

[blue to the bone]

be like the miracle of the loaves nd the fishes.. sell one player and get three in...

 

[EFCNIK]

Koff Lescott.

 

[Abraders]

Sounds decent to me. I do like Heits though.

 

[evilwebby]

That really would be Fantasy Football.

 

[toffeejack]

hah, laughable, doesn't add up at all, no quotes either. would be great business but i doubt this will get close to 1% in the ijjy percentages of happening

 

[TheFinnFan]

Sign that eddie vedder guy, heard that he is good

 

[Bilko]

Looks like lazy journalism to me !

 

[colinp123]

David Maddock, he's a character isn't he.

How do you actually stomach reading the ****ty tabloid journalism these papers are tying to feed yous? I just seriously wonder how these knobs actually have journalism jobs. Every paragraph -- as the article progresses -- seems to get more and more fictionalized as it goes on........ **** me. Seriously? A second grader can figure out the math doesn't even make sense. Plus, this:

"Agger is still a target, but the fee remains a stumbling block, with Liverpool adamant they would accept no less than £25million for the Danish star."

Which garbage bin shall I puke in next?

 

[flibbyflob]

As if this will happen. More chance of a family of small rabbits setting up home in left pocket.

 

[Christiffa25]

Can't see us signing 2 strikers... If we're very very lucky maybe there is some truth in us watching both and we might be after 1 of them!?!?

Lescott is a funny one. I'd have him back but he's 30 now along with his partner jags. You'd have to think that deal would spell the end for both Heitinga and Distin. Because I also think that forren lad will be brought in.

 

[Waddy]

Has this been announced by the ITK's on twitter???