Warzycha's Caterpillar
Player Valuation: £8m
First season in the prem and didn't he do similar damage to Andy Carroll? Sven, please take your 3m and spend it on hookers you bad-haired Bell-tard.
Victor Anichebe 118 games 12 goals - 0.1 goals a game, 1 goal every 10 games approx.
Jermaine Beckford 38 games 10 goals - 0.26 goals a game, 1 goal every 4 games approx.
Stuart Barlow 71 games 10 goals - 0.14 goals a game, 1 goal every 7 games approx.
Ibrahima Bakayoko 23 games 4 goals - 0.17 goals a game, 1 goal every 5 1/2 games approx.
Mo Johnston 34 games 10 goals - 0.29 goals a game, 1 goal every 3 1/2 games approx.
Anichebe is due to go down as our worst ever striker to play the equivalent of a full season or there abouts for Everton.
Let's be fair, Anichebe is miles better than Barlow ever was. I feel he's unlucky to an extent that he's coming through at a time when we have no natural right winger at the club, so he's been picked out as the square peg in the round hole and hasn't played in his favoured role as often as other less talented Everton forwards have in the past. He's an easy target for the boo boys.
But... he doesn't help himself with his sloppy finishing, indifferent teamwork, terrible touch and, shall we say, lackadasical attitude.
Let's be fair, Anichebe is miles better than Barlow ever was. I feel he's unlucky to an extent that he's coming through at a time when we have no natural right winger at the club, so he's been picked out as the square peg in the round hole and hasn't played in his favoured role as often as other less talented Everton forwards have in the past. He's an easy target for the boo boys.
But... he doesn't help himself with his sloppy finishing, indifferent teamwork, terrible touch and, shall we say, lackadasical attitude.
I'm all for constructive criticism and Anichebe still has alot to prove but those stats are all over the place, and don't tell the whole story. Half of his appearances have come from the wings, and he's only actually started forty two games for us since he came through. Lots of those supposed games are 5-10 minute sub appearances from the bench...
he is only a young lad, had a few injurys and is growing up in front of 36.000 people,theres times he gets on my nerves but he isnt half as bad as people make out, should get off his back and maybe just maybe we might have a decent player on are hands.
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