baldest side in the league

[neonleon]

Anyone like to back me up on my new theorem.

I call it Everton's Razor. (copyright leonbil)

(drawing parallels from such distinguished theories as Occams Razor etc.)

Its the theory that the higher Everton go up the league the more bald players we have and conversely the more bald players we have the higher up the league we go.

There is a corollary that states that as everton attempt to win games and the manager instills this winning ethic into new signings the likelihood of squad players shaving all their hair off (see McFadden, VDM etc) increase.

The day the entire squad look like a kojak convention is the day we lift the premier league trophy.

But what do I know, being a part time scientist.

 

[teppic]

hair-raising theory.

 

[BlueWool]

Rush the pitch with razors at United game?

 

[Neiler]

Lets hope it ends with the head!

 

[McBain]

We'd just look like Nazis!

And make the statisticians job a nightmare!

 

[monty]

Slaphead Utd or Romania of a few years back, no thanks. Would we sign that famous baldy Al O' Petia the skinhead?

 

[neonleon]

There's also the Everton Uncertainty Principle; that states anytime an everton player does something noteworthy like score a goal - no-one knows whether it was Lee Carsely, Thomas Gravesen, Andy Johnson etc.

As for the Nazi thing - when we sign Appiah (this Jan window honest) and with the right haircuts we could have a bald Yakubu, Yobo, Appiah.

 

[SuitsBlue]

al murray for the new CB position.

'all hail to the...'

 

[CanadaToffee]

Real Madrid bought Tommy G because they watched us on TV, and didn't realize he and Cars were 2 different people.

So if we get them and AJ, plus a shaven-headed VDM, on the pitch at the same time for 10 minutes, perhaps we can sell VDM to Real for a few million???

 

[chicoazul]

BALDIST.

 

[TX Bill]

We'd just look like Nazis!

And make the statisticians job a nightmare!

Not to mention the TV pundits.

 

[neonleon]

BALDIST.

you can shave that blue fur off for a start.

 

[SuitsBlue]

theres such a rude joke in here, i wonder if theres a 'swimming team' that plays football once a week