Alright Howard lad?
Says the rat above the burrow.![]()
Tis Gordon the goffer and it amuses children in Ireland..................beast![]()
This is the Gordon I remember. Even when I was about 6 I remember wishing I could cut his throat. Annoying little thing. Not sure if I'm getting mixed up between Gordon and Phillip Schofield actually...
![]()
Tis Gordon the goffer and it amuses children in Ireland..................beast![]()
It's true, he holidayed with yours truly in the summer and one day pulled off a crocs, trilby and manbag combo.
I was astounded.
He also damaged his foot when jumping off a five foot wall in a nightclub and begged me for a piggyback on the way home.
Still does, he asks me if i am talking to gordon every now and then.
Heats avatars always unnerve me, tattoed women are a bad bad turn off.
Mine have always made people think I'm a bird, get a playstation you bad teds.
She's not always a woman. Well, legally anyway.
Rather tattooed women than prepubescent girls......
actually....



Join the Everton conversation today.
Fewer ads, full access, completely free.