Ashley Williams

[orly]

Kone is a really good defender.

Today we will have lost one 'footballer' and gained two 'defenders' thereby addressing our weaknesses. I trust Koeman.

Unfortunately he has shown himself to be a patsy for the new regime.

If Allardyce was making this sort of signing, eyebrows would be raised.

Whoops, he already has.

I'm afraid I'll be anti-Koeman by September.

 

[Ash Woods]

Oh look @bizzaro, they're just like you

Haven't been laid yet

This plus the jargielka from @chicoazul


This thread has been the highlight of the forum for a while hahahahahaha

 

[sageyefc]

Jagielka wont be misses at all. He's a nothing player. No aerial ability, no real passing ability. He got a good block in now and then and that's about it.

Lost a lot of pace the last season aswell so can't recover when he lets the ball bounce. Resulted in a few strikers getting in 1v1

 

[GlosBlue]

Fair dues, he had a few more trophies behind him than our Ash though!

Yeah and keepers can go on longer rush outfield players I suppose.

 

[ganistuk]

Kone is a really good defender.

Today we will have lost one 'footballer' and gained two 'defenders' thereby addressing our weaknesses. I trust Koeman.

Agreed (if both sign of course). Morgan and Huth wouldn't have particularly excited anyone, I doubt even Leicester fans, but look how that worked out.

 

[Saint Domingo]

I'd say Barry was a player with grit...but outside him, you're right.
Martinez was a very poor manager

Barry would say nothing in a game though as it slipped away from us, then he'd pick up a second booking for a trip, get sent off, or suspended again, and everyone would think he was some sort of super experienced Pirloesque player. Definitely not captain material and not even half the player Jags has been for us.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

aka Brenda and El Fraudo

You want spirited, high tempo and exciting togger after a hard week's work

Unleash Jimmy Mac and let him "Payet" every flair player the opposition has, get it down the wings and let Lukaku start slotting them away, all while the Gwladys Street chants "Kill, Kill, Kill!" and the Park End tuts at the lack of acceptable tea and coffee making facilities

Ah, FOOTBALL!!!

 

[Boss_Blue]

@BrianSwan

Odds on Swansea to be relegated next season?

 

[StuBarlow]

I think Williams is boss. Proper centre half.

Cryuff turns in the box? Swerve that, row Z HOOF.

 

[orly]

Agreed (if both sign of course). Morgan and Huth wouldn't have particularly excited anyone, I doubt even Leicester fans, but look how that worked out.

They got carried by Mahrez, Vardy and Kante?

 

[royalblue66]

Welcome Ashley, absolutely made up and he will slot straight in, nice one Ron.

 

[Groucho]

Forgive my ignorance, I've been motorway driving a lot today.

Is this done then?

 

[Nil Satis Niasse Optimum]

I think Williams is boss. Proper centre half.

Cryuff turns in the box? Swerve that, row Z HOOF.

Exactly. He's what we need. Proven Premier League player, strong, intelligent, makes the right decisions. When in doubt, play it out! He'll be brilliant for us. Welcome, Ashley.

 

[TheFinnFan]

@BrianSwan

Odds on Swansea to be relegated next season?

Dont bull him...he'll have enough tough times a head....he will cry when he sees their captain in royal blue

 

[John Osters Love Child]

Forgive my ignorance, I've been motorway driving a lot today.

Is this done then?

pretty much Grouch. Sounds like he just needs to put pen to paper.