ToffeeMike
Player Valuation: £25m
Lets f**king do these Everton
Feels like a cup final ffs
It's identical to being with an abusive partner who makes a delicious biryani once a month but gives you nothing but dry toast throughout the week; who tells you the two bed flat is affordable but then sells your Xbox to make the rent, buys you a Spectrum to make up for it and then, amazingly, the Spectrum turns out to be great and you forget all about the Xbox until they sell the Spectrum for next month's rent, saying that they'll definitely get you a Platinum Playstation 9 but keep going to the shop a few minutes after it shuts; who goes down on you but then accidentally nuts you in the genitals; who gets the cutest little puppy from the pound but then leaves you to walk it every day while they have a threesome with your parents; who wears a red coat all the time for some reason; who consoles you about not earning enough but then makes a great effort to squint at your four inch... plasma; who comes home one idle Tuesday with a bottle of single malt, your favourite film on dvd, a gram of beak and a new anal plug, but then, on your birthday, sets fire to your eyebrows.
Evertonian.
Sunshine, my only sunshine, you make happy when skies are grey.Will Moyes bottle it? Probably yes.
Will Moyes bottle it? Probably yes.
How do you guys that actually live in the city and go to the games stand it?
I am in Columbus Ohio smalltown USA. I cannot stop getting the pregame walk around nervous jitters. This is a massive game.
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