bluebottle
Player Valuation: £35m
"And if you now your history, it's enough to make you have second thoughhttttss" isn't half as catchy.
We win way more games then we lose, we've won a trophy in the last 20 years, we've finished 4th in the last eight years, we were last relegated in the fifties and we're 5 points behind 3rd with six games to lose with a team stcked with internationals and trophy winners.
Can we please not pretend we're fecking tranmere or marine? Ask a lower league fan what he thinks of the 'misery' of being an evertonian.
What's our goddamned name?
"And if you now your history, it's enough to make you have second thoughhttttss" isn't half as catchy.
"And if you now your history, it's enough to make you have second thoughhttttss" isn't half as catchy.
We support Everton remember. Every time we have a good chance, we always mess it up.
Hope you enjoy it, If we do get a good result.
"And if you now your history, it's enough to make you have second thoughhttttss" isn't half as catchy.

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Might as well just fold. Knock down Goodison and build a nice big Tesco on it.
The reason Virgin trains are so expensive is you have to book one seat for yourself and another for your oversized balls.
Anyway, Everton will win tonight, I have no doubt of that. Mirallas is going to skin their whole defence and score on at least a couple of occasions, Arteta will be on the touchline begging Moyes for a return.
On way to the match with 3 other Blues. Each of us sure we'll win tonight and finally show what this team can do.
Got me thinking what it is to be an Evertonian. Could write a page of waffle or just simply say it is "something" inside.
It's on!
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