Arrested in Thailand

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Did the OP say his real name was Frank Drebin....Hmmmmm?

 

[Yarrgh]

I'd grow a beard, wear dark glasses and go on the lam so the police couldn't find me. I'd speak with a dodgy accent and go over a few borders and probably make my way to a border then commandeer a boat and start my journey home.

It might take a few months, but I'd go the long way round as I'd have to dodge Somali pirates and stuff. Also the EU waters might be hostile by then too.

Knowing my luck, they'll have closed Bramley-Moore Dock to small boat moorings by the time I get back so I wouldn't even be able to go the match when I turned back up.

Get a movie and book deal and buy all the speed you want then, and don't even need to hide it under your shoe.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Did the OP say his real name was Frank Drebin....Hmmmmm?

Obviously my real name isn't Frank Drebin. On Facebook you can add an alternate name and I use that as an identifier alongside my real name.

Hope that satisfies the hmms.

 

[GrumpyBlue]

Obviously my real name isn't Frank Drebin. On Facebook you can add an alternate name and I use that as an identifier alongside my real name.

Hope that satisfies the hmms.

Hope you're well and getting the help needed. Take care x

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Obviously my real name isn't Frank Drebin. On Facebook you can add an alternate name and I use that as an identifier alongside my real name.

Hope that satisfies the hmms.

Ah I see - anyways mate ...keep your chin up.Have you thought about doing a bunk out of the country? Hitch a ride on a tramp steamer to Oz?

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Ah I see - anyways mate ...keep your chin up.Have you thought about doing a bunk out of the country? Hitch a ride on a tramp steamer to Oz?

No worries mate. They have my passport and I feel deep enough in trouble already. I'm just going to chill on the beach and try to stay positive.

 

[LocalNative]

Should of stuck it up your hoop

 

[GrumpyBlue]

Should of stuck it up your hoop

Frank was forever in trouble for shoving things up his hoop. It's one of the reasons I love him so dearly.

 

[McBain]

Obviously my real name isn't Frank Drebin. On Facebook you can add an alternate name and I use that as an identifier alongside my real name.

Hope that satisfies the hmms.

THE Frank Drebin?

Fantastic poster back in the day you lad.

 

[Kurt.]

Could be that frank finally discovers the much spoken about yet never seen ‘Piss Dungeon’

#1lykis1prayer

 

[Frang]

Right I'm frankly confused here with all these franks..

 

[COYBL25]

Right I'm frankly confused here with all these franks..

Shut up Frank.

 

[Walken]

Ah I see - anyways mate ...keep your chin up.Have you thought about doing a bunk out of the country? Hitch a ride on a tramp steamer to Oz?

Ahh the good old days when you could murder a prostitute then get a job on a boat and sail away to freedom, unfortunately tighter security regs these days, bloody MCA... or at least so I've heard

 

[cronullasharks]

So all in all a good holiday ?

 

[Minimeister]

Oh well. At least you're not on 02.....

Good luck mate, hope all is sorted soon.