Arrested in Thailand

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..... Not that I'm advocating this at all, but I remember crossing the border between Thailand and Cambodia was a pretty simple affair with little bureaucracy involved.

However it would mean never visiting Thailand again and it is such a beautiful part of the world - better than Laos and Cambodia at any rate.
 
Contacting Everton might not be such a stupid idea bearing in mind the long and friendly association with Chang. I’m sure they’ll have good legal connections over there and it would be great publicity for a community-spirited Club.

In the meantime I’ve still not received the metamphetamine you promised to post last week..have you got a tracking number or something mate?
You shouldn’t rely on justice. I suggest you hasten your escape without delay - commandeer a Tuk-Tuk and pedal your way back to Blighty making an artisanal road-kill cooking programme as you go which you can sell to the BBC or Channel 4, the proceeds of which you can use to either pay off any proposed extradition or ship back all the drugs you chucked in the roadside when they felt your collar.
 
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