little curly alan ball
Player Valuation: £70m
This man , this Everton and Convict Icon , today stands as THE PRIMARY SCORER OF HEADED GOALS IN PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY .
Currently 1 ahead of the long-legg'ed RS Striker , who's feet stuck out of his scratcher .
THIS MAN IS AN EVERTON GOD .
HE WILL BE A LONG TIME GONE .
TREASURE HIM NOW !!!
Oh , an' the Chicks love him , too .
Proper Fukn Evertonian , AND SOME FUKN PLAYER .
MY FAV' ANTIP' - EVER !!!
( Apologises to TD , for steppin' on his Geek , toes , ....)
L.C.A.B. - Out .
Currently 1 ahead of the long-legg'ed RS Striker , who's feet stuck out of his scratcher .
THIS MAN IS AN EVERTON GOD .
HE WILL BE A LONG TIME GONE .
TREASURE HIM NOW !!!
Oh , an' the Chicks love him , too .
Proper Fukn Evertonian , AND SOME FUKN PLAYER .
MY FAV' ANTIP' - EVER !!!
( Apologises to TD , for steppin' on his Geek , toes , ....)
L.C.A.B. - Out .