Aquilani = Count Ducula ...

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

the r/s banner of him is atrocious, stick a dimple on a chin and they think he's kirk douglas, he'll have a 'mare at our place, he'll never have had it so in his face.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Give him the cape , and the hair-line ; Duckula !!!

 

[Goat]

And yet again hes on the bench, what was the point in buying him?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I'm not suprised if he's a touch fatigued, have you seen his bird.....
the amusingly named Michela Fourlock( Michela Quattrociocche)

milf across the mersey its mrs aquilani to be?

gives a whole new meaning to this....
the free dictionary forelock-tugging

 

[heatmeiser]

red seal, gold seal, cobra, temple ball, harim sharif. i'd settle for a smudge of that any time.

It was called 'squidgy' surely?

And it did make a resurgence. A friend from Plymouth came up at christmas and had a nice surprise for her friends. Superb stuff.

Oh, and what's that rubbish about her knocking Alex Curran off the perch of Liverpools top WAG. Apart from her being a poor man's Paris Hilton (to be fair, Paris has probably had less 'visitors to the purple palace' than Curran) surely that prize goes to the lovely Mrs Arteta?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

It was called 'squidgy' surely?

And it did make a resurgence. A friend from Plymouth came up at christmas and had a nice surprise for her friends. Superb stuff.

'twas, I did live over in Holland for a while though so there were many squidgies to choose from, and I really did enjoy choosing, the novelty never ever wore off either for us,and between the 1/2 dozen of us we would stagger off the train in Beverwijk with about 2 dozen little bags of different names.