Anyone for a Cornet?

[The binman chronicles]

Heard from a source that he melts on a warm day.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Heard from a source that he melts on a warm day.

often has a good performance on sundaes

 

[davids]

Yeah, that plan Always works - Not

Worked with Rod Belfitt...oh wait.

 

[LEONARD]

Raspberry Ripple

Cockney rhyming slang for someone with a physical disability.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Prefer a chocolate slider....

 

[DanEFC92]

Nah

 

[KaiserEFC]

Prefer a trumpet myself

 

[blue61]

We should steer clear of this trumpet.

 

[nevsonlymate]

We signed Richarlison who scored 5 of Watfords 44 prem goals when they finished 15th.

We all love stats , not saying i want him but
Cornet 21 games + 5 Sub appearances 9 goals
Richarlison 28 games + 2 sub appearances 10 goals

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Basically relegated Burnley singlehandedly over their final half dozen fixtures.

He's the Saint-Maximin you order via Wish and I say this as someone who would swerve Saint-Maximin too.

 

[TheBigIguana]

…no thanks, missed incredible chances on the run-in when the pressure was truly on. The sitter at Norwich was unbelievable and the arrogance of his insistence on taking the penalty he missed at West Ham is enough to put me off.

Not buying players off missed chances is as bad a process as not buying them because they scored a fair few

 

[Walter Ego]

I watched him quite a bit for the old fantasy football purposes. He started very brightly but never seemed able to last much more than an hour before he was knackered. Then there was an ugly incident where he did a Mirallas over a penalty situation. Never looks good that especially as he’d only been there 5 minutes.
I’d swerve personally. If we really are in for a winger the lad Sarr at Watford looks a far better prospect.

 

[Carlito]

If we can't sort out passports for the scouts, could we at least box them off with a dodgy IPTV account for their office telly?

 

[Eggs]

Not buying players off missed chances is as bad a process as not buying them because they scored a fair few

…it’s a good point. I like a player with a decent goalscoring pedigree, even at youth levels.

 

[Bluerover]

Cockney rhyming slang for someone with a physical disability.

Well I ain't a bleeding Cockney mate, cor blimey, stone the crows.