An Open Letter to Robert Elstone

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Top stuff, Tubey.

 

[Muggins]

I agree with Davek about the last bit. Other than that I think that's spot on, and hope he reads that.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Nice read Tubey. I feel the same way.

 

[Carl J]

Its a good letter Tubey, but I have to point out that Magaye Gueye was purchased in 2010 for £1m, so you are factually wrong about Everton not making a oayment for a player for 2 1/2 years. Its an easy mistake to make when a particular site is set up precisely to misinform fellow Evertonians.

As its unlikely that Mr Elstone will reply in kind, I'd urge you to send this letter to him, it has some really good points.

Magaye Gueye was'nt signed as a first teamer

 

[GWS]

An open letter? What does that even mean? Everything you put on a public message board is an open letter. Because it's openly on a public message board! The ego of you guys to think something so primitive would be taken seriously. This is not the time for impassioned pleas from the supporter of limited intelligence. It's a game of chess. Tubey is several levels of debate below Eltsone and his cohorts, or even a number of other sites with more depth. It's so simplistic that even Kermit thinks it's worth flagging up. If you're not part of the answer, you're part of the problem.

 

[Dooguk]

Dear Mr Elstone,

Have you ever considered trying to get people to call you "The Hellstone?" I think it would be a cool nickname.

Yours faithfully,

Frank Drebin.

Hellspawn sounds about right.

 

[Azzurri]

An open letter? What does that even mean? Everything you put on a public message board is an open letter. Because it's openly on a public message board! The ego of you guys to think something so primitive would be taken seriously. This is not the time for impassioned pleas from the supporter of limited intelligence. It's a game of chess. Tubey is several levels of debate below Eltsone and his cohorts, or even a number of other sites with more depth. It's so simplistic that even Kermit thinks it's worth flagging up. If you're not part of the answer, you're part of the problem.

P*ss of you miserable b*stard, he isn't claiming he's holding peace talks between Iran and the USA. I doubt Tubey thinks an open letter will overthrow the whole board.

Stop cruising round the forum just having a go at people. You did it to the fox the other day for no reason at all and you're doing it now.

Do one you tit.

Also, the fox is ITK.

 

[GWS]

P*ss of you miserable b*stard, he isn't claiming he's holding peace talks between Iran and the USA. I doubt Tubey thinks an open letter will overthrow the whole board. Stop cruising round the forum just having a go at people. You did it to the fox the other day for no reason at all and you're doing it now. Do one you tit. Also, the fox is ITK.

Ah. Cutting. If you don't want people to react to what you've written, don't put it on a public forum. And as regards ITK, there's a world of difference between knowing someone with a tiny bit of inside info, and actually understanding football.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Hopefully, that is not how you intended your words, and it´s being taken out of context. If so, fair enough.

You ballsed it up with this one line lad, particularly the bold FFS

 

[Blue 1]

GWS could do with being a bit less sneering, dismissive and condescending, really.

 

[bluejock]

GWS could do with being a bit less sneering, dismissive and condescending, really.

He could do with being run over by a heard of wildebeest.

Seems to deliberately try and pick arguments for little or no reason.

Maybe he's just a champion popcorner

 

[ToffeeMark]

 

[Muggins]

An open letter? What does that even mean? Everything you put on a public message board is an open letter. Because it's openly on a public message board! The ego of you guys to think something so primitive would be taken seriously. This is not the time for impassioned pleas from the supporter of limited intelligence. It's a game of chess. Tubey is several levels of debate below Eltsone and his cohorts, or even a number of other sites with more depth. It's so simplistic that even Kermit thinks it's worth flagging up. If you're not part of the answer, you're part of the problem.

You got any bright ideas? Or are you part of the problem as well?

 

[Frank Drebin]

You got any bright ideas? Or are you part of the problem as well.

He's not going to do something as primitive as post his ideas on a public forum mate. He's probably using a laser to bounce his solutions off the moon and into the Hellstone's frontal lobe.

 

[EFCNIK]

The Hellstone.

I like it.

No, I LOVE it.