An Open Letter to Robert Elstone

hinchcliffesleftfoot · January 13, 2012

Excellent post/letter Tubey, well written and very accurate points made the right way. Good work fella!

McBain · January 13, 2012

Dear Bourneblue,

Ace letter mate. Tubeys was alright but you nailed it.

x

McB

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian · January 13, 2012

Frank Drebin said:
Dear Mr Elstone,

Have you ever considered trying to get people to call you "The Hellstone?" I think it would be a cool nickname.

Yours faithfully,

Frank Drebin.

More like 'The Millstone,' I haven't read what he has to say because I know it will pish me off, but I have read your very well put letter.

Who's he calling 'claiming to be Evertonians' ? we are, unlike you Millstone. Whether a good or bad Evertonian, we are Evertonians......something that you aren't and I doubt even want to be, Everton is just paying for your food and water.

Del · January 13, 2012

Dear Mr Elstone,

Darron Gibson,Really?

Yours Faithfully

Yer Mar

Frank Drebin · January 13, 2012

everton_de_vina_del_mar said:
Dear Mr Elstone,

Darren Gibson,Really?

Yours Faithfully

Yer Mar

Dear Yer Mar,

No, Darron Gibson.

Yours faithfully,

The Hellstone.

Del · January 13, 2012

Frank Drebin said:
Dear Yer Mar,

No, Darron Gibson.

Yours faithfully,

The Hellstone.

Ffs he replys quickly

Frank Drebin · January 13, 2012

everton_de_vina_del_mar said:
Ffs he replys quickly

The rolling Hellstone gathers no moss.

bluejock · January 13, 2012

Dear Bobby,

Wanna buy a bike lid?

Love Jock x

Goat · January 13, 2012

everton_de_vina_del_mar said:
Ffs he replys quickly

Not like he has anything better to do.

Elstone that is, not Frank, Frank has perverted stuff to do.

Del · January 13, 2012

MoutsGoat said:
Not like he has anything better to do.

Elstone that is, not Frank, Frank has perverted stuff to do.

With Elstone?

EFCNIK · January 13, 2012

Great letter Tuboriusanathiusithianiopolopusiosopusolopolidisianthianathosiosaurus rex.

Pretty much sums up everything I feel too and in a dignified manner. Usually I just sit there manically chanting an unrecognisable language whilst fapping myself off in blind fury. This is a much better medium.

ToffeeBlueNose · January 13, 2012

well said Tubey lad!!

NubiBlue · January 13, 2012

Its a good letter Tubey, but I have to point out that Magaye Gueye was purchased in 2010 for Â£1m, so you are factually wrong about Everton not making a oayment for a player for 2 1/2 years. Its an easy mistake to make when a particular site is set up precisely to misinform fellow Evertonians.

As its unlikely that Mr Elstone will reply in kind, I'd urge you to send this letter to him, it has some really good points.

Azzurri · January 13, 2012

Wonderfully put, completely agree.

It's just a shame he wouldn't be arsed in the slightest and if you sent it you'd get a template reply that addresses none of your/our concerns.

Howards tipple · January 13, 2012

Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian said:
More like 'The Millstone,' I haven't read what he has to say because I know it will pish me off, but I have read your very well put letter.

Who's he calling 'claiming to be Evertonians' ? we are, unlike you Millstone. Whether a good or bad Evertonian, we are Evertonians......something that you aren't and I doubt even want to be, Everton is just paying for your food and water.

Here here.