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That is actually photoshopped.
The actual Baconator is one-half of that sandwich:
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And the reality:
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hahah if they served me that I think I would end up like this guy ...
That is actually photoshopped.
The actual Baconator is one-half of that sandwich:
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And the reality:
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Sorry couldn't help it/
It think you meant to put this in the perfect man/woman thread.

The real one looks way better.That is actually photoshopped.
The actual Baconator is one-half of that sandwich:
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And the reality:
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Defo. Dodged a bullet, there.I do sympathize with DFENS in that movie. I've been in a McD's, just wanting an Egg McMuffin, and stuck behind a couple slooooooowwwwwwww moving nobs who took so long the change over to the lunch menu occurred.
Had a rough night out and just needed an Egg Mc to absorb leftover booze in my stomach.
Ultimately it was for the best, I suppose. Drove into town and got myself a bacon, egg, cheese, and potato breakfast burrito, con salsa roja, which is 100x better for dealing with hangovers.
Root beer float
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put two good things together and it's normally goodI like root beer.
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