American Food

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We are clearly focusing on the decadent. But America also makes some of the healthiest, most tasteless food that exists as well.

Locally sourced, organic Macrobiotic Salad:

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I'm somewhere on this episode attempting to eat it.




I got 3 bites down. My face blistered where the sauce touched it. If you notice, he eats it with latex gloves, which was my recommendation as I showed him where I was blistering.

It tasted like crap. It gave me instant hiccups. Drinking water just spread the heat around. I nursed a gallon of milk for the next day and almost required reconstructive surgery for my butthole.

Amazing!
 

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