American Food

Naaah mate, meatball marinara is the best. With BBQ sauce and mayo. FOODGASM
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Not quite right on either point.

Most of their widely-available cheese is pony. And that cheese in a can stuff actually tastes like it's made of pony. But some of their less mainstream stuff is very good.

As for the meat.... burnt ends, brisket, pulled pork, the general southern BBQ type stuff is world-class. But they also make a HUGE deal about turkey and gammon, when in reality most of it is barely fit for feeding to your dog. And their bacon is criminally, disgracefully bad.

Very much a mixed bag, but you will definitely find something you love.

Disagree with quite a bit, but some of that is correct. And anyone that puts canned cheese in their own mouth deserves the effects that will result.
 
Disagree with quite a bit, but some of that is correct. And anyone that puts canned cheese in their own mouth deserves the effects that will result.
What do you disagree with? NB, if you've never eaten proper back bacon, it's best you just take my word for it. Those deep-fried crispy strips of leather you guys eat are better suited to whipping people than being used as food.
 
Haha...OK, my statement was a little OTT...but so is yours. The world has caught up to France. Wine Spectator top 10 only had 2 French wines.
In a top ten, yes I'd agree. But if you ranked a top thousand, I'd wager half of them would be French. South Africa, New Zealand and Australia all produce fantastic wines too, but there is simply a wider range and greater volume of different top-drawer French wines.

I'm not trying to detract from the achievements of the American wine industry, which have been astounding in a very short space of time. But SURPASSING France? That's a bold claim.
 
In a top ten, yes I'd agree. But if you ranked a top thousand, I'd wager half of them would be French. South Africa, New Zealand and Australia all produce fantastic wines too, but there is simply a wider range and greater volume of different top-drawer French wines.

I'm not trying to detract from the achievements of the American wine industry, which have been astounding in a very short space of time. But SURPASSING France? That's a bold claim.

Yes...it was OTT. That competition in 1976 certainly wasn't scientific, but at the time is was an absolute shock. French judges picking American wine.
 
What do you disagree with? NB, if you've never eaten proper back bacon, it's best you just take my word for it. Those deep-fried crispy strips of leather you guys eat are better suited to whipping people than being used as food.

We use different cuts of meat, just a preference in how to use the meat selection. Not much else to do with the cut of "crispy" bacon other than how it's used. It's not a loin cut like "Canadian" bacon, or your bacon.
 

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