2020/21 Alex Iwobi

[Gaffa]

Has to be first out the door this summer. Get him off at half time and give king a good go

 

[Tubey]

The worst half of football I've seen from any Everton player ever.

I'm 36 and haven't played for 15+ years and I'd have put a better half in that this beaut has here.

Get him off. Please.

 

[andy4efc]

The worst half of football I've seen from any Everton player ever.

I'm 36 and haven't played for 15+ years and I'd have put a better half in that this beaut has here.

Get him off. Please.

Many others have been just as poor tonight.

 

[Tubey]

Many others have been just as poor tonight.

No others have been poor but he has been next level bad. As in he hasn't done basics you'd expect of any footballer at any level.

 

[andy4efc]

No others have been poor but he has been next level bad. As in he hasn't done basics you'd expect of any footballer at any level.

Neither has Gomes. Holgate...

Easy target really. He has been poor but no worse than most.

 

[LocalNative]

Off at half time and never to be seen in an Everton shirt again please.

 

[Tigger]

Surely Bolasie could not play that badly?

 

[Gaffa]

Surely Bolasie could not play that badly?

This

 

[Nymzee]

He's not a wide player. We've known this since he came here.

 

[sageyefc]

Crap, almost takes as long as Barkley did to make his mind up

 

[JMT]

The worst half of football I've seen from any Everton player ever.

I'm 36 and haven't played for 15+ years and I'd have put a better half in that this beaut has here.

Get him off. Please.

why do you have to go so over the top to make your point? wtf is this.

 

[welshtoffee]

He is just like a dog chasing a ball on the beach, never seems to be in control of it.

 

[Guru888]

Been absolutely dreadful

 

[Tubey]

why do you have to go so over the top to make your point? wtf is this.

Genuinely think it is. Did absolutely nothing right.

He had one run 30 seconds after I typed that - that was it. Offensively a train wreck, defensively all over the place. A 0/10 performance. I've only seen one half worse than that from an individual player and it was Carl Serrant in the 90s for Newcastle.

So no, no exaggeration, the worst.

 

[Tubey]

He is just like a dog chasing a ball on the beach, never seems to be in control of it.

My dad nailed it - "whenever he gets the ball he looks like a puppet that just had its strings cut."

Unbearably bad.