Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
Oh no, not this [Poor language removed] again....
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Newcastle: "That'll be £1.8M Mr Kenwright"
Kenwright: "I'm playing hard ball here. I'll get back to you when you get real"
Newcastle: "Ok, that'll be £3.5M"
Sadly, I can well believe it.

....And Milner going to Aston Villa for £12m when he could have gone for much less a year earlier suggests that a spat could have taken place between Keegan and Dennis the manace, leading to a raising of the price. Since I can't read minds, which apparently this agent can do (good thing to have in a negotiation) we will never know, only speculate and believe what we want to believe.Newcastle: "That'll be £1.8M Mr Kenwright"
Kenwright: "I'm playing hard ball here. I'll get back to you when you get real"
Newcastle: "Ok, that'll be £3.5M"
Sadly, I can well believe it.
Having someone like smith either up front or in midfield ready to dole out kicks to those that kick arteta, pienaar and osman would be no bad thing.
There is a place in every side for a 'reducer'. I had been hoping to see castillo wallop someone.
Welcome mate,people will judge you more harshly on your first posts.me?Hehe no worries - cheers for the welcomes lads...
I assumed this reaction which is why i asked if anyone else had heard anything that could back this up.
Just found his reasoning for the collapse interesting but I guess when you factor in his loss of cash then he could find any direction to the lay the blame.
Still, on my way to 1000 posts![]()
Also I read somewhere that newcastle were insterested in doing a loan swap deal with smith for baines :toilet: