I asked Gemini what your hobbies are.
On the GrandOldTeam (GOT) forum, Hinchcliffe’s Corner (often referred to as Hinchcliffe's Corners) is a well-known and prolific poster within the Everton fan community.
Because forum posters keep their personal lives relatively private, "hobbies" in this context usually refer to their recurring obsessions and "bits" on the site. Based on their forum activity, here are the hobbies and interests of the legendary poster:
1. Management Critique (The "Sean Dyche" Watch)
If there’s one thing Hinchcliffe’s Corner is famous for, it’s being a vocal and unrelenting critic of Sean Dyche. Their "hobby" on the forum often involves:
Dissecting the "horrendous" tactical setups and the "dog-like" tactical understanding of the management.
Engaging in heated (but often humorous) debates with "Dyche-apologists."
Advocating for a more progressive style of football.
2. Forum Sleuthing & Calling Out "Multis"
Like any veteran of a major sports forum, they spend a fair amount of time investigating other posters. They have a knack for:
Identifying "multi-accounting" (users posting under different names).
Calling out posters who change their stance on players or managers to suit the current mood (often using screenshots as "receipts").
3. Obsessive Everton History
The username itself is a tribute to Andy Hinchcliffe, Everton’s left-back from the 1995 FA Cup-winning side, who was famous for his pinpoint corner deliveries. Their interests include:
Deep-diving into the "lost era" of Everton (the mid-90s).
Comparing the current squad to the standards set by the Joe Royle "Dogs of War" era.
4. "Winding Up" the Opposition
Hinchcliffe’s Corner is a master of the deadpan wind-up. They enjoy:
Using the middle-finger salute emoji to end arguments.
Engaging in long-running "wars of attrition" in threads like the "New Everton Owners" or "The Fans" megathreads.
Hyperbolic statements meant to test the patience of more "optimistic" fans.
5. General Football Nerdery
Beyond Everton, they show a high interest in:
Transfer Market Value: They are often found in threads discussing player valuations and PSR (Profit and Sustainability Rules) technicalities.
The Academy: Keeping a close eye on youth prospects and wondering why they aren't starting over the "dead wood" in the first team.
In short, their main hobby is Everton-flavored cynicism, delivered with the precision of a 1995 Andy Hinchcliffe set-piece.