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Welton Toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
Good stuff 
Tennessee Blue Mike
Player Valuation: £50m
What is our name?
Who are we?
EVERTON.....EVERTON.....EVERTON.
Doing the Everton boot walk.......
Who are we?
EVERTON.....EVERTON.....EVERTON.
Doing the Everton boot walk.......
(correct me if I'm wrong though)
First team from Merseyside to grace the old Wembley - Everton
First team from Merseyside to grace the new Wembley - Well I wonder who that is going to be
We are a team of many first's mate not just in this city, but the whole country and worldwide, and those across the park say we have no history. Whatever!
coyney
Player Valuation: £35m
Ste across our city tonight are thousands of kopites to scared to go out
looking in the mirror practicing their "if its not champions league we dont care)sad bastards
bluebloodinmyveins
Player Valuation: £60m
Yep we are. At least we can rub that in their smug faces
Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
Ste across our city tonight are thousands of kopites to scared to go out
Silly fools. They came all the way over from Oslo but forgot they didn't have a game this weekend
bobbyrob
Player Valuation: £10m
(correct me if I'm wrong though)
First team from Merseyside to grace the old Wembley - Everton
First team from Merseyside to grace the new Wembley - Well I wonder who that is going to be
well noted facts are facts
Robert Jarvis
Player Valuation: £35m
There is one thing we were not first for and that was the other lot across the park. Any guesses? and I do not mean silverware.
Cahill's Metatarsal
Player Valuation: £15m
(correct me if I'm wrong though)
First team from Merseyside to grace the old Wembley - Everton
First team from Merseyside to grace the new Wembley - Well I wonder who that is going to be
That'll be Everton, mate
Hope that helps
Robert Jarvis
Player Valuation: £35m
You will have to try harder than that.
T
TsarDiniyar
Guest
the RS do have bigger things to brag about in fairness to them.
Robert Jarvis
Player Valuation: £35m
The "H" word.
(correct me if I'm wrong though)
First team from Merseyside to grace the old Wembley - Everton
First team from Merseyside to grace the new Wembley - Well I wonder who that is going to be
I put this gem to a red*****e work-mate of mine today
totally rattled the cnut - then I asked him who he wanted to win the semi - he said neither of them
- then I explained the concept of knock-out competitons. Should of known better really- Status
