Current Affairs 2017 General Election

[ashwuk76]

Sorry if u dont agree.I will admit im a Tory.Am just asking a question about Corbyn that many would like to know.Anyway thats as heavy as im going.Back to footy now.

 

[tsubaki]

I think we should all rejoice,only a week until Corbyn and Abbotte lead Britain to world domination.Surely they cant fail us.lol

there was a great reddit thing on that exact state of affairs, which I make no apologies for posting in full:

Corbyn will never run

Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members

Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers

Corbyn will never hold on to power

"Haha, Corbyn"

Corbyn will never win re-election

Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority

Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt

Corbyn will never sing the national anthem

"Bahaha"

Corbyn will never come back from 25%

Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition

Corbyn will never support Article 50

Corbyn will never support a GE in 2017

"Ahah.. ha.."

Corbyn will never support Trident

Corbyn will never support hard Brexit

Corbyn will never abolish tuition fees

Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto

"C-Corbyn?"

Corbyn will never breach 30%

Corbyn will never win over the working class

Corbyn will never win over Liberals

Corbyn will never win over Conservatives

"CORBYN NO"

Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters

Corbyn will never beat May in net approval

Corbyn will never gain after Manchester

Corbyn will never rally the North

Corbyn will never hit 38%

You are here

Corbyn will never breach 40%

Corbyn will never force May to debate

Corbyn will never breach 50%

Corbyn will never win the general election

Corbyn will never be PM

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

Corbyn will never reverse tax and spending cuts

Corbyn will never establish a National Education Service

Corbyn will never renationalise the rails without compensation

Corbyn will never federalise the UK

Corbyn will never provide free heating and solve the ageing population by setting all the old people on fire

Corbyn will never get a good Brexit deal

Corbyn will never dismantle the EU

Corbyn will never cement the channel tunnel

Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy

Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman head of state

Corbyn will never send Dianne Abbott to the glue factory

Corbyn will never detach the UK from the sea bed and turn this island into a giant battleship

Corbyn will never use said battleship to spread the revolution to other countries

Corbyn will never "nationalise" Europe

Corbyn will never "nationalise" Russia in the winter

Corbyn will never "nationalise" the USA and China

Corbyn will never "nationalise" outer space

Corbyn will never make anime real

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

An absolutely ludicrous decision not only for Teresa May to not attend but to send that fool Amber Rudd compounds it. May would if been better off saying that these tv debates are an embarrassment and she refuses to participate because at least that would be half true and she wouldn't look as weak as she does now.

 

[ashwuk76]

Lol Amanda rhudd! Teresa really is running scared

 

[fergie]

You are a Tory stop pretending multi.

Ofcourse im a Tory.Thought that was blatantley obvious.

 

[tsubaki]

An absolutely ludicrous decision not only for Teresa May to not attend but to send that fool Amber Rudd compounds it. May would if been better off saying that these tv debates are an embarrassment and she refuses to participate because at least that would be half true and she wouldn't look as weak as she looms now.

Well exactly. Saying these debates are a waste of time and then sending Amber Rudd to do them is hardly a vote of confidence in her Home Secretary.

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

Interesting to see the SNP haven't sent their leader either to. They should be taking a rosting for cowardice to.

 

[roydo]

Sorry if u dont agree.I will admit im a Tory.Am just asking a question about Corbyn that many would like to know.Anyway thats as heavy as im going.Back to footy now.

Let me get my violin.

And just one other thought.Do you seriously want to wake up on the 9th June to a Britain lead by Corbyn and Nicola Sturgeon with Diane Abbotte as Home Secretary?I mean,really?

I think we should all rejoice,only a week until Corbyn and Abbotte lead Britain to world domination.Surely they cant fail us.lol

Joined a day or two ago. 80% of your posts, at least, have been aggressive political ones.

Bye mate. Xx.

 

[ashwuk76]

Interesting to see the SNP haven't sent their leader either to. They should be taking a rosting for cowardice to.

Agreed surprised by snp maybe she is running scared of Corbyn too

 

[ashwuk76]

Notice she said Teresa may and her team and not just vote conservatives.... weird

 

[ToffeeTim]

I don't like the idea that only a few in this country are "wealthy". We are all extremely privileged to live here, and comparatively are extremely wealthy.

 

[ashwuk76]

I don't like the idea that only a few in this country are "wealthy". We are all extremely privileged to live here, and comparatively are extremely wealthy.

Tell that to the millions who need food banks mate. Doubt they will see it as a privledge

 

[tsubaki]

Interesting to see the SNP haven't sent their leader either to. They should be taking a rosting for cowardice to.

They at least have an excuse - Sturgeon isn't an MP and isn't standing at this election. Leanne Wood isn't either, but Plaid's MPs are the weakest crop they have ever had (Edwards especially) so you can't blame her for turning up.

 

[Clint Planet]

Don't think Sturgeon has anything to prove, unlike Mayhem.

 

[roydo]

Its just talking leaflets so far.