Can't give away my sources here lads but we're in for a young polish striker called Jakub Kosecki, the french goalkeeper Olivier Sorin and a belgian defender called Steve Colpaert.
Good stuff, imo. Just what we need.
I bloody hope not.
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What a melt.
I've just spend the last couple of minutes trying to figure out if they're anagrams or not. Remember Alif Solpro?
Colpaert is far too slight to play his favoured CB position in the PL. These players are all Champiosnhip level squad fillers. Only Kosecki is young enough to develop into something more.
I bloody hope not.
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What a melt.
Colpaert is far too slight to play his favoured CB position in the PL. These players are all Champiosnhip level squad fillers. Only Kosecki is young enough to develop into something more.
That is an utterly amazing name.
Career
In June 2009 Bananana signed with Tunisian Top Club Espérance Sportive de Tunis where he started his professional playing career.[1]
He signed for Sochaux from Espérance Tunis on 17 January 2012.[2]
He is world renowned for having what is quite possibly the best name in football, beating off competition from the likes of Effan Ekoku, Danny Sh*ttu, Emile Heskey(legend), Dickson Etuhu and Ars Bandeet

I bloody hope not.
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What a melt.
Have you watched them all lots mate ?
I really hope this one is a real name!
Oh good god! That tattoo!
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