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What is it about football that people watching it complain and moan and second guess every single thing that happens, in every single second of every single match? Of course the match threads here feature some heroic bedwetting, but it’s not an Everton thing or even a British thing. I’m...

Nations League is absolutely worthless. All it does is drag the top national teams into the muck. And as bad as it is in Europe, it’s even worse in North America where sides like the USA and Mexico have to go play “competitive” matches on lumpy uneven pitches in cricket grounds and risk all...

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I mean what else is there to say. Liquidate the club before we do a Sunderland.

Finishing seventh is always a dodgy way to get into Europe, but it may especially be the case this year as it will mean a trip to the first-ever Europa Conference League. Despite the strain on the squad the regular Europa League is generally a pot worth winning, in the words of Sir Alex… but...

I’m having a really tough time on my iPhone and iPad with pictures and uploads. On the mobile site there is no way to do any of the basic formatting, including picture uploads. This is on Google Chrome: Also on my iPad (also on Google Chrome) I can’t get a picture to upload and appear as a...

Honestly cannot be arsed with any of the current top six teams coming up. I guess Brentford would be a nice first-time story but there are enough small London clubs coming in and out of the league. Would be amazing if Barnsley made the promotion playoff and got the job done though.

Get lost you weirdos.

Champions League qualifying gets underway tomorrow at the iconic Fadil Vokrri Stadium in Pristina, Kosovo. Doubleheader action begins at 14:00 BST when Tre Penne of San Marino faces FC Santa Coloma of Andorra. Then at 20:15 it’s the homestanding Feronikeli against Lincoln Red Imps from...

Aside from all the ex-RS in punditry, this article explains a lot. Their owners are used to the American model of catering to sports writers where there is a lot more access to coaches and players. Compared to other clubs their front doors are wide open, and I think that makes a huge difference...

Halfway through the season for almost everyone, who’s going down? Palace - 19 points Newcastle - 17 points Southampton - 15 points (game in hand) Cardiff - 15 points Burnley - 12 points Fulham - 11 points Huddersfield - 10 points I still think Fulham find a way to stay up but Burnley and...

Wanted to add on to the original thread but it got locked. So much tosh. Can’t play for any manager. Taking up space and wasting money. Utter disgrace. Turned the game off after 30 minutes and a flood of profanity in front of my 2-year-old. Ruined another Sunday.

Thought a separate thread was in order for all the dumb pageantry and then the fume when that lot draw Moscow, Shaktar, and Young Boys.

I did some deep research on this one. Everton have scored 3 league goals already this season with 10 men. In the 10 seasons before this one, they had only scored 4 league goals with 10 men: - Lukaku pen vs. West Ham in 2016 - Jelavic vs. Man City in 2013 - Beckford vs. Chelsea in 2011 -...

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In other words, who will be the player who plays very well at the World Cup and convinces a team to spend an incredible amount of money to buy him, and then he doesn’t live up to it at all?

Seven matches left, as follows: - Man City (H) - Liverpool (H) - Swansea (A) - Newcastle (H) - Huddersfield (A) - Southampton (H) - West Ham (A) Currently on 40 points, so maximum of 61.

Hiding this in the Ale House to avoid the abuse in the main forum. Anyway, I know you FIFA beauts have all turned Everton around in career mode... I have too. So how did you all do it?

Wolves are running away with the Championship and look a sure bet to come up. Who else do you want to see get promoted? Some actual big clubs in the mix this year, and Bristol City bidding for the big time out of nowhere. Nailed on Middlesbrough wins the playoff with wretched Pulis dinosaur...

I don't know what got me thinking about it but I remembered the time Demba Ba hit the bar right off the kickoff for Besiktas against Arsenal a few years ago. Any other great almost goals you can remember?