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Me and my brother do that one to my mum aaaaall the time when she starts nagging my dad! Best bit is she has no idea what it means! My dad knows exactly! 🤣

@NeilMorepies that is a serious question.

Sorry who are you calling a coward here?

What did I say Roy…..

most of the sketches were epic, specially loved the Roy & Renee one, what an amazing talent Caroline Aherne was

….why I said we’ll have to see how this new ‘committee’ does in this window. Two key recruiting personnel only joined after last summer. Moyes was clearly part of the process last year and is accountable for that, largely disappointing but a bit...

I appreciate you’re joking but herein lies the problem. Sometimes it’s ok to take a step back and look at the bigger picture. I’m sure some people will read this as settling for mediocrity, but it isn’t. If we are serious about regaining our...

Are you sure you wanna go down this road? Coz the Sooper Bloo Transfer Police won’t like it.

Feels credible enough for own thread. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2026/05/26/everton-aaron-wan-bissaka-west-ham/

Moderating a forum is like making love to a beautiful woman….. EDIT: I see someone beat me to it but I loved the Fast Show so I’m leaving it here. My most favourite sketch has to be this, with the excellent Colin McFarlane;

Bu Sadly that is a total impossibility now. New manager wins three then loses one? SACK THEM. Two consecutive away draws? GET THEM OUT OF MY CLUB. It’s honestly anti-productive. People want absolutely instant success and are simply not...

He did quite well aye, for the job in hand at the time.

“Who has any credit after the least stressful season since 2020”? Seems a bit rage-baity.

Personally I think too much is being read there.

This is an attitude (certainly not unique to you) that I’m not keen on. Same for any manager btw. Seems a bit “you’re not a proper blue if you support this manager”. Personally I don’t like it but then that’s me.