Dude I told you this puddle was too small for me but yo didn’t listen. Now I patrol the deep oceans of the sea and scran any creature I want.
I snort you pissy tiddlers on here and honour you with mere recognition.
Out the game mate, I’ve somehow managed to contract pneumonia during a heatwave and am currently in the Royal covered in tubes.
May I suggest @Daveysgingerlovechild as a stand in and very able deputy 💙
It really couldn't have gone much worse. Nevermind goals or assists, the lad barely kicked a ball. His performances in his limited opportunities were definitely not good, and Sunderland was abysmal, but there must be something else to it.
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