Dude I told you this puddle was too small for me but yo didn’t listen. Now I patrol the deep oceans of the sea and scran any creature I want.
I snort you pissy tiddlers on here and honour you with mere recognition.
I snort you pissy tiddlers on here and honour you with mere recognition.
Drico
Player Valuation: £70m
Yeah, that's where I am too.
I would add Branthwaite to that, but the injuries have undermined that thought.
The best thing about Everton right now is the stadium, and they still haven't managed to screed the roof...
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £50m
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
Aznou had the least misplaced passes all season, so him. Good disciplinary record too. Made the manager look a tit too
Really though, only Armstrong, who dipped after a good few games, but proved to himself and his teammates he is a PL player. Lots to learn, but clearly has the ability and attitude.
Really though, only Armstrong, who dipped after a good few games, but proved to himself and his teammates he is a PL player. Lots to learn, but clearly has the ability and attitude.
MACCA75
Player Valuation: £70m
Judging solely on performances when on the pitch:
Pickford 8.5
Garner 8.5
KDH 8
Grealish 7.5
N’Diaye 7
Branthwaite 7
George 7
Gana 6.5
Beto 6.5
Armstrong 6.5
Patterson 6.5
Keane 6
Tarks 6
Tim 5.5
Alcaraz 5
Rohl 5
O’Brien 4.5
Dibling 4
Myko 4
Barry 3
McNeil 2
Travers 2
Coleman 2
Moyes 5
Edit - probably been a point too generous with all of them tbh.
Pickford 8.5
Garner 8.5
KDH 8
Grealish 7.5
N’Diaye 7
Branthwaite 7
George 7
Gana 6.5
Beto 6.5
Armstrong 6.5
Patterson 6.5
Keane 6
Tarks 6
Tim 5.5
Alcaraz 5
Rohl 5
O’Brien 4.5
Dibling 4
Myko 4
Barry 3
McNeil 2
Travers 2
Coleman 2
Moyes 5
Edit - probably been a point too generous with all of them tbh.
COYB75
Player Valuation: £8m
Pickford
Garner, although for me he’s a right back.
KDH, although he’s an 8 not a 10.
O’Brien, because he’s a bloody centre back and Moyes is ruining his development. Looked good every time he played there.
Armstrong, again played out of position when he was actually played. But always looked comfortable and with bags of potential.
FFS, could we just play people in their actual positions,
Garner, although for me he’s a right back.
KDH, although he’s an 8 not a 10.
O’Brien, because he’s a bloody centre back and Moyes is ruining his development. Looked good every time he played there.
Armstrong, again played out of position when he was actually played. But always looked comfortable and with bags of potential.
FFS, could we just play people in their actual positions,
Yer Ma !
BigDunc'sFod
Player Valuation: £35m
tantavisiteler
Player Valuation: £5m
BigDunc'sFod
Player Valuation: £35m
If he'd played 30 games last season instead of 30 over the course of the last four I think you'd have found more fans happy to keep him around
Pickford excellent for the majority of the season, form dipped at the end but overall quality.
Garner really excelled from November onwards. Form dipped a little towards the end but a great season for him
KDH - had moments when hes been out of form or ineffective but always kept going. Really struggled last few games but he's been one of the better signings
Grealish- drop off in our form is no surprise because this winner has the one thing wimners all have (and we don't) which is in game management
Braiden Graham- great season and should have seen the bench a lot more
Garner really excelled from November onwards. Form dipped a little towards the end but a great season for him
KDH - had moments when hes been out of form or ineffective but always kept going. Really struggled last few games but he's been one of the better signings
Grealish- drop off in our form is no surprise because this winner has the one thing wimners all have (and we don't) which is in game management
Braiden Graham- great season and should have seen the bench a lot more
Garner has surprisingly become a top, top player.
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £50m
The fans, away support especially always packed.
