Everton Summer Transfer Thread - 2022

[bluestevon]

12.5m-15m

Not worth it, in fact not worth getting full stop, looks like a seaside donkey with footy boots on.

 

[Telford-Feb-85]

If he had scored 15 in some foreign league we'd be happy with him.

 

[bluestevon]

Had a look at his YouTube highlights. Least impressed ive been since I watched Niasse's highlights package before he joined us.

Honestly I think Rondon looks better than him, and never thought I'd utter those words about any striker

 

[Marius57]

I’d never heard of Gyokeres before, looking at the goals he scored last season, he didn’t get a single one with his head. We have sort of built a team around getting it wide and crossing.

Several of them looked to be deflections, lucky bounces through and him not getting a clean kick on the ball. Also, half of them cane from absolutely atrocious defensive mistakes, the kind that happens much less at the top level.

He has had one half decent season in the championship at the age of 23. That's probably his level.

If we get him, I'll be happy to be proved wrong though.

 

[MikeH72]

Had a look at his YouTube highlights. Least impressed ive been since I watched Niasse's highlights package before he joined us.

To be fair the most I’ve ever been impressed with a highlights video was Sandro.

 

[blulouie]

Lets see what surprise tonights embargo throws up

 

[Eagle Eye]

Paul Brown reckons the profile we're looking for is similar to DCL, tall, rangy target man, so I expect us to sign someone the complete opposite now.

Think the journos are all putting 2+2 together atm assuming we will look for as close a player to DCL as we can and linking us with anyone over 6'2

A bit like Ellis Simms?!!

 

[ToffeeTim]

Honestly I think Rondon looks better than him, and never thought I'd utter those words about any striker

I've watched the lad once last week and I can confirm he's much better than Rondon. He can run about a bit for a start.

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

If he had scored 15 in some foreign league we'd be happy with him.

Yes, but the Championship (even though it is a league I love to watch), is a step below La Liga, the Bundesliga, Serie A, Ligue 1 and possibly a couple more, so I'm not sure thay argument stacks up.

 

[Nymzee]

Several of them looked to be deflections, lucky bounces through and him not getting a clean kick on the ball. Also, half of them cane from absolutely atrocious defensive mistakes, the kind that happens much less at the top level.

He has had one half decent season in the championship at the age of 23. That's probably his level.

If we get him, I'll be happy to be proved wrong though.

He just looks bloody naff. Can feel it.

 

[TheNinja]

Not worth it, in fact not worth getting full stop, looks like a seaside donkey with footy boots on.

He was class last season, but the seasons before were nothing special...

But that could have been his breakout season. He's better than the championship, but one of those players like Jordan Rhodes that might not be Premier League standard until someone takes a gamble? If he has another great championship season he'll move to the prem for £20m

 

[Neiler]

Yes please, mentioned this player before on numerous occasions, a bit unorthodox at times but he is quick and he knows where the back of the net is and I doubt he would cost much.

What’s he like mate? How would you see him fitting in here?

 

[Simon Buttle]

He just looks bloody naff. Can feel it.

Anyone better costs too much though.

 

[FTY]

I remember my nan in her final days talking to me about the days when we won trophies, I mean that was followed by a few days of her calling me by the wrong name and offering to wank me off, bless her.

That end bit has absolutely folded me ???

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

A certain Ellis Simms for starters...

Just no!