2020/21 James Rodriguez

[Osamabindiesel]

Keep him healthy, keep him upfield and feel free to rest him when necessary. We brought in the guy who can unlock doors. We just need another player than can bring the flair and game changing performance on the dribble like an in form Richy

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

And that's one game with less than a week of training.

 

[everton fan number one]

Watching highlights of his performance on YouTube. 200k views and no English comments. He's going to earn us lots of new fans.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

If Carlo was my dad or my boss, I'd be a much better person

 

[DaChunk]

Watching highlights of his performance on YouTube. 200k views and no English comments. He's going to earn us lots of new fans.

That's brilliant. Just wait until he puts 2 past Arsenal

 

[coollino]

Did well to keep up with the youngsters!

 

[blueconverse]

Silky get but seems to be a fighter. Cant wait to hear goodison when hes spraying balls

 

[tommye]

He’s a fat sexist Beut so his opinion doesn’t really count.

That's @bullybeef screwed too

 

[Sphincter Sports]

Wow man, genuine world class player at Everton, utterly speechless.

 

[maccavennie]

What a mature team performance that was from him.

Absolutely class and a credit to him that he lasted as long a she did after such little game time.

What a hero he could be to all the youngsters out there.

 

[das9125]

My first post here! Colombian, fan of James & Mina, so now blue lol

Pretty good game today. Really glad to see everyone here so ecstatic! RM was a nightmare, like it has been for so many galacticos! But not for lack of talent.

P.S. Wait till Ancelotti gives him #10 and he earns the captain armband. That's when you get James 2.0. Like when he plays for our NT. There was a James before and after the #10. Trust me. It's in the South American genes, to wear that number. Then you get Beast Mode!

 

[Wat Tyler]

Enact that year long extension on his contract immediately.

 

[Little Ralphy]

Good debut performance. Showed his quality on the ball at times, and rarely wasted it. Can’t wait to see him when he’s sharper and makes better connections with it, as you could see his timing was slightly off at times. If he can stay fit he’ll do very well in this side.

 

[Prevenger17]

I love Keyes' blog. Marina Hyde had a great line about him "Has Richard ever written anything, about anything, that does not truly crystallise his entire essence as a man?"

If you read his blog regularly, he always manages to bring whatever topic he's writing about back around to his axing from Sky, where he invariably implies the existence of some shadowy conspiracy and the gleen of knives in the dark. Utter lunatic/bell of man

 

[MartSlinger]

Absolute SHABITE because he’s 29 & not 22.

#FINISHED