Former Everton Centre Forward Duncan Ferguson steps into management.....

[JimmyJeffers]

How are Bolton getting on these days mate? Favourite moment was when Dunc went to manage them and then quit to return to Fylde after Harry Kewell and Joey Barton had basically bummed the club into oblivion. Roy of the Rovers stuff

 

[JimmyJeffers]

 

[Yarrgh]

Almost broke ranks myself this morning. UTFC!

 

[maccavennie]

Just checking in on you @The Penalty Box Dancer to make sure your PC is all fired up and ready to give us all a 75 game 2 season update this weekend?

Ive been away in the slammer this week for running naked across a beach (I honestly thought the sign said "nudist beach" but apparently it said "Newbys Bleach". Amazing how I get things confused when my jumper is half way over me head)

I knew something was wrong when I ran into a volleyball net where the local over 65's were in the middle of a league match.

 

[Harryflashman]

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Thanks for the patience, it's coming, just returned from holiday so will be picking it up tomorrow.

 

[Harryflashman]

Thanks for the patience, it's coming, just returned from holiday so will be picking it up tomorrow.

yesssssssssssssss

 

[toffee82]

Thanks for the patience, it's coming, just returned from holiday so will be picking it up tomorrow.

Barcelona wasn't it?

You've got 14 days of quarantine to entertain us to make up for the lull!!

 

[Harryflashman]

Barcelona wasn't it?

You've got 14 days of quarantine to entertain us to make up for the lull!!

 

[Jimishorts]

just returned from holiday

Holiday, HOLIDAY? We’re running on fumes here.

Should have been updating poolside.

Where’s ur pashun lad!

UTFC.

 

[Harryflashman]

Holiday, HOLIDAY? We’re running on fumes here.

Should have been updating poolside.

Where’s ur pashun lad!

UTFC.

ssshhhhh you’ll scare him

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Holiday, HOLIDAY? We’re running on fumes here.

Should have been updating poolside.

Where’s ur pashun lad!

UTFC.

Hold your passion JS. Heard rumours that @The Penalty Box Dancer is going to spunk out 3 seasons worth tomorrow. #cans

 

[Jimishorts]

Hold your passion JS. Heard rumours that @The Penalty Box Dancer is going to spunk out 3 seasons worth tomorrow. #cans

We can only hope JJ, cos if we don’t I can see an extended social media campaign, letters to mp’s and an inevitable kidnapping on the cards.

#TPBDcorruptionholidaycans

UTFC

 

[maccavennie]

Hold your passion JS. Heard rumours that @The Penalty Box Dancer is going to spunk out 3 seasons worth tomorrow. #cans

It's been that long that #cans aren't large enough Jimmy so I've changed the hash tag to #kegs

 

[Yarrgh]

Ever since this season went into lockdown I've feared that TPBD had been furloughed from his job on the Fyldean Gazette reporting on the lads. I'm just glad that gobshite Tyldsley didn't steal his job after ITV binned him off.