TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
If he does it better be because Iwobi, Bernard, Gordon, Walcott, Richarlison, Sidibe and every other player who has ever played on the flank over 17 in the club is injured. Same goes for Cuco at fullback.
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Will be like a new signing:
He'd do your head in if you were his neighbour trying to chill with that racket lol
BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
Thankfully we won’t get to see him don the shirt again
Especially when he kept knocking for his ball back, after trying to control the ball.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
That's exactly the type of ball control and quick passing we need in the middle of the park
He is not allowed to play for us anyway. Good.
I wouldn’t be Yannick's biggest critic, but I’d bin him on principal for having an enclosure with his name as a brand and a sillouthe of himself on it.
Should have a way bigger back garden with what we pay him to, but I’d let that slide.
Why is he passing forward and backwards?
Just go side to side like the rest of the midfield.
Black Belt Jones
Player Valuation: £25m
Knees looking tip top there.
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Some good news in a time of crisis.
Is that the longest he has gone without an injury whilst on Everton's books ?
blueconverse
Player Valuation: £40m
Hes gonna be centre mid at this rate.
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